Saturday, September 30, 2006

Beware!!!

Heads up everyone! Please keep this circulating.

You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into Reverse. When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view.

When you reach the back of your car that is when the car jackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car. And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car.

So now the carjacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised!

BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.

If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, just drive away, remove the paper later and be thankful that you read this e-mail.

I hope you will forward this to friends and family, especially to women. A purse contains all kinds of personal information and identification documents, and you certainly do NOT want this to fall into the wrong hands.

My comments: I think this is good advice. I was also thinking if this does happen, why not get out of you car and then lock the doors to remove the paper? I know you'll be gone for only a few seconds, but you never know what can happen in those few seconds. It's probably better just to leave and then remove the paper. I have to complicate everything.

Or better yet, look at your car front and back to see if there's anything that will obsure your view before getting in.

Your thoughts???

53 comments:

/t. said...

suicide belt

teach them bastards
a lesson 'bout messin'

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I feel another post is going to happen at codepo()

Crashtest Comic said...

Dateline NBC is doing a story where they put a fake piece of paper on a fake car, and when you get in the fake car, Geraldo Rivera jumps out with a microphone and give you a blow job in the front seat.

Little Lamb said...

I gotta find out where that is.

/t. said...

I gotta find out where that is.

/t.

puerileuwaite said...

Lamby, I love it when you do these public service announcements.

This is why I never open my doors once I'm in the car. It doesn't matter what stunt they try to pull. A kid on a bike, acting like I backed over him? No way, Jose. I'm onto you. A little old lady having a supposed heart attack? Fat chance, sister. A realistic looking cop in an equally realistic looking squad car? Sorry NYPD Blue, not on this shift. Hot looking hooker? Spread your VD somewhere else, Klute. A lamb in fishnet stockings and push-up bra? Only in Florida, babe. Apparent submersion in the waters off of Chappaquiddick? That's a big Natalie Woodn't. Skateboard and part of a human foot lodged in my front grille? Well, I think you know by now that I'm just going to keep on keepin' on.

Anonymous said...

Sad thoughts for our modern times. At least your dancing lambs will brighten up everyone's day.

Little Lamb said...

I like your stories pug. I'm sticking with you and maybe I'll ditch /t. He's being a bad boy.

Little Lamb said...

Thank you, Lex. That makes me feel so much better.

Carina said...

This scenario is completely
false, according to snopes:
http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/carjack.asp

Always a good idea to stay alert though, the world needs more lerts. :)

Little Lamb said...

I apprecieate you saying that. I also need to check these things out.

Tahnks for stopping by and come again.

/t. said...

little lamb,

now that
i've heard
about this...
it sounds like it could work -- thanks!

- Hannibal

Little Lamb said...

Hannibal, could you do me a favor?

/t. said...

Hi
little lamb

Hannibal is not
here, but as he
sometimes uses my
profile to leave his comments, you can ask me... so, what is it? would you like him to make ewe dinner?

/t.

/t. said...

ewe = you

/t.

Little Lamb said...

No, I cannot ask ewe because it is about ewe.

ewe = you

/t. said...

just a minute

...

/t. said...

OK,

what is it
that you want
to ask me?

- Lon

/t. said...

Lambie, dear

I could pass a
message for you

/t. said...

Sorry,
wrong blog

O

/t. said...

Hannibal?

Hannibal
left the KFC
just 5 minutes ago

Bh

/t. said...

That /t.
is so dreamy

don't you think so,
Lambie Pie?

- Dusty S.

/t. said...

dreamy?

dreamy?

/t. is the man

- Mel

/t. said...

Thank you all for coming to my blog. I agree with Dusty S. and Mel that /t. is both dreamy and the man. /t. is my hero!

/t. said...

/t. is my inspiration! What can I do for you, Little Lamb?

- Hannibal

Little Lamb said...

/t. is a brat! He was supposed to make me a bunch of colored lambs bur only delivered one lamb. Can you force him to do the rest of the lambs? Tell him I asked you to keep an eye on him until he's done, ok?

/t. said...

/t. said,

" eat me "

- Hannibal

Little Lamb said...

Oh you would like that, wouldn't you? .t. owes me lambs. What should I do?

/t. said...

Lamb,

give it up

i sent lector
back to the farm for a while -- the idiot took my last message to you literally and bit my arm -- he won't be helping anyone for a some time...

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Make me those lambs you promised to make. NOW!!!!

/t. said...

kind of uppity
for a lamb,
little one

i made no such promise to you

but i still might make you some more lambs when and if it pleases me to do so -- we'll see

meanwhile, it does not

now i need to go and see about this bite -- good thing hannibal's teeth are not as sharp as his fashion sense

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Yes I am getting uppity because you called me Lambo knowing better that you should never call me Lambo. For you r punishment I decided you should make me colored lambs. You only make one so far. I came up with this punisbment so you wouod never call me Lambo again. Now get to it.

/t. said...

i see
that the clown
calls you LAMBO
five times on his chat hole, little lamb -- why don't you go over and tell him to make you five colored lambs...

& do let me know how it goes

/t.

Little Lamb said...

He doesn't know any better, you do. You make the lambs.

/t. said...

little lamp,

why don't you
try asking me
micely if i will
make you some more lambs?

/t.

/t. said...

lamb = lamp

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Ok, I'll try it. We'll see how it goes. /t. will you please make me some more lambs?

/t. said...

no

/t. said...

:)

just kidding!

i'll make you one more for now

what color do you want?

/t.

Little Lamb said...

And then you wonder why I get uppity! One of the lambs at mo'po got loose and posted something.

Little Lamb said...

red

/t. said...

red,
or
blood red?

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I don't care as long as its red.

/t. said...

you might

i have to make
you a new red lamb,
but i can make a blood red one just by stepping on one of the others...

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Don't step on any more lambs. You scare them and they don't like you. They're afraid of you.

/t. said...

:)

you can
pick up a
shiny new red lamb
at mo'po, little lamp

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Thanks, now you're calling me Little Lamp. I like that.

/t. said...

you're welcome,
little lamb...

sometimes my b key
is a bit lazy, probably because of all the use it gets making boldface comments

seems to pe ok now, tho

DOH!

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Maybe you use it too much. Maybe you're wearing it out.

Typical man. You won't admit to making a mistake.

/t. said...

maybe

but about mistakes,
little lamb -- that's not
true -- i'll admit to you right now that i've made a mistake -- it might have been in '82 or '83

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Is that the only mistake you ever made?

/t. said...

no.

wait...
that's a mistake, too

so, i guess that plus this one

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I rest my case.