Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Look what I found!

The End of the Internet

Congratulations! This is the last page.

Thank you for visiting the End of the Internet. There are no more links.

You must now turn off your computer and go do something productive.

Go read a book, for pete's sake.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Dear Skunky...

I got this in my spam folder. I know a blogger who loves to get these kind of emails. He makes fun of them and gets down right nasty with those who send them.

I would like Skunkfeathers to be my lawyer in this case.

Dear Customer, (Desn't the sender know my name? My name isn't customer.)

This email confirms that you have paid SH ENT (gdash1@gmail.com) $23.00 USD using PayPal.
(How does it confirm I paid SH ENT $23.00 USD using paypal? They don't even know my name. I don't have an account with PayPal. At one time I was thinking about setting one up. But that's all it has ever been, a thought.)



Payment Details

Transaction ID: 9U863270P60945720
Item Price: $20.00 USD
Total Shipping: $3.00 USD
Total: $23.00 USD
Order Description: Swishahouse Logo - T-Shirts
The following options were included with this payment: Size: 2X
Color: navy

(Why would I be getting something that big??!? I'm much smaller than a 2x. Those of you who have seen my picture know this.)

It may take a few moments for this transaction to appear in the Recent Activity list on your Account Overview.
Business Information
Business: SH ENT
Contact E-Mail: gdash1@gmail.com

(I really don't think this will EVER appear in any account activity I have.)


Note: If you haven't authorized this charge ,click the link below to dispute transaction and get full refund to the link below
https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/refund-verification (Encrypted Link )
If you have questions about the shipping and tracking of your purchased item or service, please contact SH ENT at gdash1@gmail.com.

(No, I will not contact you, my lawyer Skunkfeathers will, I'm sure.)

Thank you for using PayPal!
The PayPal Team
PayPal Email ID PP120

(I haven't used any such thing. Really.)

Skunkfeathers will you take care of this for me?

If you click on Skunkfeathers you'll go to his blog.

Monday, January 21, 2008

A message from Seymour the turtle...

My pet turtle It has been brought to my attention that all of you are scaring Little Lamb with all these lamb recipes you keep talking about.

Photobucket This is how she feels when you talk about setting lambs on fire and cooking lambs. She feels like running away, but doesn't know which blogger to turn to. Every where she goes people try to set her on fire or Photobucket cook her.

Now I think you're all reasonable people. I really don't think you want to eat her or set her on fire. I really don't know about that /t., though. With a mustache like he has it makes you wonder, ya know? I mean, now really, who puts a werewolf with lambs? All I'm asking is you show Little Lamb she's part of the gang. She want to know that she's loved among her peers.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Poor lamb...

Photobucket /t. likes to set lambs on fire.

Little Lamb is sometimes afraid of /t. She was thinking about /t. always setting her best friend on fire. She decided to go to Arizona where she hoped she could be safe and visit Phosgene Kid.

She arrived at the Tiny House where the Phosgene Kid and family reside. They were happy to see her. They relaxed and sang Christmas songs.


Well I guess either Little Lamb over stayed her stay or Phosgene Kid was getting awful hungry,

It appears to me, that people think I'm food.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

THOSE born 1920-1979 ...

THOSE born 1920-1979


TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because,


We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day.And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no v id eo movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computer! s, no Internet or chat rooms.......

WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not poke out very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!

If YOU are one of them CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good .

While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave (and lucky) their parents were.

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!

The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

For those that prefer to think that God is not watching over us...go ahead and delete this...


My comments: We live in a totally different world than the one I grew up in. I went to the movies with my sister and our friends and we spend all afternoon watching movies. Our parents dropped us off and left us there.

When I would go visit my grandparents in a different State and hang out with friends all I had to do was let Gram know where I was and that was that.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Lambs, Sheep...

Black and White Little Lambs

A couple of lambs

Little Lamb

Little Lamb is too fat and she has had too much sun1 (Remember the post where she is laying in the sun with the lamb tree?)

Must be nice to have that much energy! I do not have that!

Monday, January 07, 2008


I'm glad to see Hilary Clinton is not winning the democratic nomination. The thing that really bugs me about politicians is that they tell you how bad their competition is. It's like they're saying I am not the right choice for what you are to decide BUT my competition is worse than I am. In other words, I'm not the right choice, but my competition is not any better. Is it any wonder why people don't vote?

I am a Republican by choice. I am against abortion, especially when its used for birth control. I don't want my tax dollars to go to killing unborn babies. Life starts at conception. Abortion is murder.

I'm also against gay rights. The Bible calls them sodomites. If you want to live that way, go ahead, but don't flaunt it in front of me. Marriage is between a man and a woman.

Two controversial issues. This may be another one. Illegal Aliens GO HOME!!!! If you want to stay here, go through the process we have set up. You can stay here legally then. But if you decide to stay here, at least learn English.

There is at least one Republican that will or says he will secure our borders. So far, he has my vote. Let's see if he gets on the ballot for 2008.

I just thought I'd share that with you so you know where I stand.

I also get into these moods where I have to speak up and let the chips fall where they may.

This is my blog and I can state how I feel. You, the reader, are free to agree or disagree.

I'm not looking forward to this election in November. I dread the ads. What I also hate is when they say "This ad was paid for by... Now c'mon, we already know who paid for it by what you say. Stop treating us like morons! The idiots we put into office must think we're the idiots if we can't tell who paid for the ad. That has always bothered me.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Relaxing lamb and lamb tree...

green lambgreen lambgreen lamb
green lambgreen lambgreen lambgreen lambgreen lamb
green lambgreen lambgreen lambgreen lamb
green lambgreen lambgreen lamb
brown lamb
brown lamb
brown lamb

Pick the picture you like better.

green lambgreen lambgreen lamb

green lambgreen lambgreen lambgreen lambgreen lamb

green lambgreen lambgreen lambgreen lamb

green lambgreen lambgreen lamb

brown lamb

brown lamb

brown lamb