Thursday, March 01, 2007

A SIGNAL FIRE



81 comments:

Little Lamb said...

Bad /t. very bad. You set Dolly on fire. Poor Dolly.

/t. said...

LITTLE LAMB!

YOU'RE BACK SAFE!!!

my signal fire worked!

oh, sorry about dolly7 -- i panicked when i thought you were lost and didn't know what else to do

WELCOME BACK!!!

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I haven't been gone, I'm right here.

Maybe I should start sending out flares for you too.

/t. said...

flares?

for me? really?

you'd send out flares for me, LL?

<3 <3 <3

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Yes I would and I hope you wouldn't ignorem them.

/t. said...

would
they be
attached to dolly7?

/t.

Little Lamb said...

No. I may just use this post to get your attention.

/t. said...

oh, ok

that's fine, LL,
but it probably would work better if you could figure out something that combined 1) dolly7 2) fire and/or explosives -- for sure you'd have my attention then!

but this post will work, too :)

/t.

Little Lamb said...

We'll see what happens

Mayden's Voyage said...

Dolly might be kind of like the burning bush- the one where Moses saw flames, but the bush itself was never burned up...
That might mean that Dolly is a VERY special lamb!
If an unusual voice starts talking from the flames-we'd better listen!
:)

But could it be that Dolly was sprayed with a special chemical that keeps her "fire-safe" underneath her top layer of wool?

I hate to see a lamb on fire-but at least she is not jumping- that would make the fire worse!

puerileuwaite said...

Mmmmmm ... smells delish.

Little Lamb said...

Mayden, you do make things better. You're such an encouragement. I no longer have to be upset with /t. for setting Dolly on fire.

Pug, oh pug, Dolly is my best friend. Would you want to eat my best friend knowing it would make me very sad?

The Phosgene Kid said...

Hope Dolly doesn't have a bad case of gas or we're all dead. Get her some Beano, stat!!

Little Lamb said...

Good point, kid. You'll have to speak to /t. about that.

carmen said...

i have a large quantity of lamm(b)onite plus some bewetane gas . will that help dolly7, /t??

carmen said...

...just to keep the flame ablaze....of course....

Reverend Sumangali Tania Pink said...

I think /t is a bully roasting poor Dolly :(

Pinks

Little Lamb said...

Yes, he is. :(

/t. said...

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/t.

Little Lamb said...

But Dolly is a special lamb and you can't destroy her. :-)

Enemy of the Republic said...

I'm back.

Little Lamb said...

No signal fire for you then! :)

Welcome back!

firebird said...

Beautiful, gorgeous fire, but I don't like where it is...
ouchy!

The Phosgene Kid said...

Stop, Drop, and Roll Dolly!!!

carmen said...

LL, /t. looks evil....and laughs evilly too.....

Little Lamb said...

Firebird, Yes, but Dolly doesn't seem to mind and /t. is ALWAYS picking on her. Poor Dolly.

Kid, She's got to do something about /t.

Carmen, He is. It's terrible.

crescent said...

Hiya

Hey! That lambs gonna taste really good when it's cooked through

;-D

Simon

The Phosgene Kid said...

Maybe Dolly should bite him and give him spotted lamb fever. That would fix him!!!

Little Lamb said...

Simon, that lamb is undestructable. /t. is very fortunate because of that.

Kid, Dolly has bitten him and everything and he still picks on her.

/t. said...

little
dolly7 has
a crush on me

i think she's really a black sheep at heart

/t.

Little Lamb said...

No, I think it's the other way around.

That's why I think you chose me to be your blogging partner.

/t. said...

you
think
i have a
crush on dolly7?

you see through me like a window, little lamb

/t.

Little Lamb said...

So it's true then, all those rumors in blogland. Have you heard them about us?

/t. said...

i don't
listen to gosips, LL

but i guess if it is about us,
then that might be entertaining... are they particularly lurid & grotesque?

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Yes they are. Do you want to know what they are?

/t. said...

no,
i told you
already that i don't
listen to such things...

so, are you going to tell me all of the lurid details?

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Yes, rumor has it that you have a bbq with my name on it.

/t. said...

right,
and what
are you wearing
while you're on my bbq?

/t.

Little Lamb said...

/t.! I knew it! You only want me for my wool and meat I can provide! You wamt to take all my wool and make sweaters and then have me for dinner! Say it isn't so!

/t. said...

rack
of lamb...

mmmmmmmmmm

/t.

/t. said...

i mean,

it isn't so

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I should have listened to you in the very beginning when you were saying what we could be to one another.

Man & sweater

Man & supper

You were right it won't work out!

/t. said...

we
could
be more, LL...

man and gloves... man and wallet, maybe...

/t.

Little Lamb said...

That's even worse!

/t. said...

man
and work gloves?

/t.

Little Lamb said...

*Deep intake of breath*

/t. said...

and
they say
women are impossible!

whoever said that never had a lamb for a muse

/t.

Little Lamb said...

/t. you want to eat me and what you don't eat you want to use for stuff. I won't be around to see you do this. I won't see those lamb gloves or boots. I will be dead, gone, you won't have a muse. Is any of this getting through to you?

/t. said...

sure, LL,
but i thot that
we were talking about
little dolly7...

so, what are you wearing to my bbq?

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I'm not going to your bbq and I'm going to bite you if you come near me with that look in your eye and with that match in your hand.

/t. said...

ok

i'm going to
go and watch a movie

"silence of the lambs" -- my favorite :)

see you tomorrow

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I loved that movie. Enjoy. See you tomorrow.

Crashtest Comic said...

Hey Lamby!!!

I'm on tv today & tomorrow!

The Phosgene Kid said...

BBQ? I am there dude, I'll bring the charcoal.

Little Lamb said...

Crash, I'd like to see you perform.

Kid, what bbq?

Bird said...

55 comments? i can't read them all.

/t, - you pryomaniac you!

it's far too early to fire up the easter bbq lamb - really - get a grip!

i am concerned, however, that you two (/t. and ll) are not thinking clearly about fire safety. if you insist on playing with fire so much, you really should set the proper safety procedures in place.

what would happen if the flaming dolly exploded or spread her flames throughout cyberspace?

really have to think these things through.

LL - where is your fire extinguisher?

who knows where the neares cyberspace fire house is located?

ll - do you have the proper fire coverage on your insurance? i mean really - statistically - this blog is certainly a hot spot!

and what about liability? what happens if i burst into flames here?

(now - don't get any ideas /t.)

Little Lamb said...

this is all /t.'s doing. I had no asay in it. It's all his fault.

/t. said...

HA AHA HA A H AHA HA AHA HAHAHA AHAH AHA AHA A HAHAHAH HAH AHA AHAHAHH HAH H AHA HAHA AH AHHA H AHA AHH AH A HHA AHAH HAHAHAH AH AHA HAHHAH AHA AH AHAH HA AHHA AHA HA HAHA HAHAHA HA AHA AHA HHAHAHAH AHAH AHAHA HH AHA HAHA AHHA HAHA HAHAH AHAHA HAH AHA AHAHAHAHA AHAH AHA HA HAHAHA AHA HAH AHAHAH AHAHA AHA AHAHAH HAAHAH HA HA!

i mean, hi little lamb -- today is the first day of the rust of your knife, or something...

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Get that knife out of your hand right now. Put it away and lock it up and give me the key.

/t. said...

well,

am thinking
that we've pretty much milked this post for all it's worth... we should do something new... that won't involve flames...

/t.

Little Lamb said...

As long as I get the key to the knife you put away, that will be fine to do something new.

/t. said...

key?

i probably could carve
a key for you with this rusty knife, but i'd rather make a new post

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Ok, but throw the rusty knife away where it won't hurt anyone or any lamb.

/t. said...

throwing it
at dolly7 is out then

ok... i'm going to start a new post -- you will be able to look at it, too

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Throwing it at Dolly7 is NOT acceptable. Throwing it in the ocean is.

Go ahead and start the new post.

/t. said...

started

might need
a little fleshing out -- this knife might come in handy...

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I threw the knife away.

It looks nice so far, but the word "YO" is in there a lot.

/t. said...

yeah,

that's the part
i need to beef up :)

am thinking i might replace those YO!s with your blog template -- i'm chopping it up right now... tho i seem to have lost my knife and have to use this honking big axe instead

/t.

Little Lamb said...

No axes on my blog! Here, uses these scissors instead.

/t. said...

these are
kiddie scissors, little lamb

i can't do serious work with these

maybe phos will swing by and bring me a couple of hand grenades

/t.

Little Lamb said...

No hand grenades.

/t. said...

i'm
starting
to sense that
the spark (& flame & horror) is leaving our relationship, little lamb -- maybe we should start to see other animals

oh wait, that's right -- you're already seeing the pug -- why oh why... oh nevermind -- i'm gonna see if phos wants to hang out with his flame thrower... maybe dolly7 would like to tag along...

/t.

Little Lamb said...

/t. we're already seeing other people/animals. You work with other artists whether I like it or not. You actually spend time with them making stuff. You always leave me out. That's why I have gone to seeing others.

You may not bring Dolly with you.

Maybe we're just moving to a new phase in our relationship.

You've also stopped doing posts about me at all of your blogs. :( Others have taken my place. So you see, are already are seeing others.

/t. said...

of course
you are right,
little lamb

this is a new phase -- an easier, gentler, and less combustible phase

i wonder if phos has a phaser...

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I don't think this will be a gentler, less combustible phase. I do believe you like fire. I don't think you'll ever give it up.

What would you do with a phaser?

/t. said...

well,
on star trek
i think i once saw
captain kirk start a fire with one...

/t.

Little Lamb said...

You would use that on your muse's best friend?

carmen said...

BoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooM.......
accidental explosion of an A-bomb

ouch.sorry.

carmen said...

......oooooooooM!!!

Little Lamb said...

No, you're not sorry.

carmen said...

correction: OOOOPS!! sorry!
so clumsy sometimes...