Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Boss Lady...

Never ever, under any circumstances call your boss or supervisor any kind of name. I learned this the hard way.

Boss lady and I were going through donations at work. I came across a cute sexy revealing outfit, the type of outfit you'd wear for that special someone to get them in the mood, if you know what I mean. I showed boss lady this outfit. We both liked it. I made a comment on how I would wear it for my husband if I were married. I'm old fashioned. She's not, she said if she were skinny she'd wear it out in public. I asked her what I should do with it because it was really very nice. She told me to send it to boutique. I put it in the boutique bin to go to one of our boutique stores.

The Assistant Manager, Screecher, and the Store Manager came along and Screecher said that boss lady would like this holding up the outfit we both liked. She said it in her loudest screeching voice so everyone could hear. And that's when I opened my big mouth. I should have kept my big mouth shut. When will I ever learn? I said, very loudly I might add, "Boss Lady's a slut." Everybody who was listening heard me. The store manager said, "That wasn't very nice." It wasn't. I didn't think anything about it at the time. I thought she would like it. I was dead wrong. My relationship with Boss Lady has suffered from my wrong doing. She didn't speak to me for the rest of the day. At the time I thought to myself she can't accept the truth about herself.

Well the truth about her is she is a very hard working woman. She is someone to be admired. I don't know what came over me, but I couldn't help myself. I didn't think about the consequences. She has said Pick your battles wisely. This is not the kind of battle I want to be in with her. She and I have known each other a long time.

She and I are total opposites. I also know the type of person she is and that's why I called her a slut. I really am sorry for calling her a slut.

28 comments:

carmen said...

you are the sweetest of creatures with your virtual friends...and quite harsh, even rude with the "real" ones...why, LL?
change roles, please...

Little Lamb said...

You want me to be rude online and sweet in real person nice?

Reverend Sumangali Tania Pink said...

Hi Lamby,

No girl...no matter how naughty...wants to be thought of as a slut!

Yep, I'm with Carmen. Maybe it would be more prudent to be sweet little lambie chop in the day job and come here and spew your mother fucking guts!

(pardon the language - I know your heart is really that of a white sheep but you could always just be a wolf in wool during the day!)

Baa.
xx
pinks

Little Lamb said...

Perhaps, we'll see.

/t. said...

called
your boss
a nasty name...

this is not the way to win friends and influence people, little lamb, even if she deserves it

perhaps we should set fire to some of the lambs... whatdya say?

/t.

Little Lamb said...

No, /t. Setting fire to lambs is not the way to win friends (and lambs) and influence people (and lambs).

What is it that you have against my fluffy lambs?

/t. said...

nothing
at all, LL

but as you might know,
i just prefer lambs to be crispy

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I don't like crispy lambs. I like fluffy lambs. And I'm a fluffy lamb.

puerileuwaite said...

I enjoyed your story, Little Lamb. I had no idea that there was a market for used lingerie (okay, so I did have my suspicions ...).

And I want you to know that I'm here to help. I propose that you wear the outfit with me. We'll pose for some risque shots (I know a "tasteful" boudier photographer who promises not to post this session on the Internet). No funny business, though, since that would be sinful. Then you can bring them to work and show Boss Lady that you're "kindred spirits".

I am standing by.

Little Lamb said...

No, Puggy, you have it all wrong. I have to seduce you in that outfit and then you have to make love to me.

carmen said...

ha ha ha ha ah ah aha aha aha ahhhhahahahahhhhhhhhhh, pueri

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, LL
do it do it do it

Lexcen said...

If I was you, I would apologize and put it down to temporary insanity. We all have those moments and it's best to stay on good terms with the boss.

Little Lamb said...

I tried. She won't accept my apology. We are on speaking terms, but that's about it.

puerileuwaite said...

Lamby - What can I say? You have awakened the beast in me. I'm going to have to do extra calisthenics every night while watching the "Rocky" boxed set, just to prepare.

So in honor of your proposition, I found an appropriate song from Boyz II Men* (* the BAND; NOT the delivery service for Michael Jackson).

***

"I'll Make Love to You" by Boyz II Men


Mike's monolauge:
Turn off the lights on your way over here
Come here
Take your clothes off
Slowly, i wanna enjoy each layer peel from your body
Shhh
Don't say a word
Just lay back


Close your eyes
And tell me what dreams run through your head (of you and me me and you)
I've got some of my own that i want to share
Here and now babe
Don't say a word (10, 9)
I'm like a rocket on a rise (8, 7)
I'm ready to explode (6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1)
Take control of my love and feel the passion
'cause i will do anything, girl you need only ask it baby


Chorus:
I wanna make love to you
Holding you all night long
I wanna make love to you
And i will not let go
'till you tell me to
I wanna make love to you
Holding you all night long
I wanna make love to you
And i will not let go
'till you tell me to


Girl relax
Let me near your body so i can do the things, oh
I'm gonna concentrate on you
That's all i wanna do
Are you ready, it's gonna be a long night
Throw your clothes on the floor
'cause i took mine off at the door
So hit the lights babe and explore
Girl when you ask me inside, you don't have to ask anymore


Chorus

Baby tonight is your night
And i will do you right
Just make a wish on your night
Anything that you ask me
I will give you the love of your life

***

carmen said...

To Pueri and LL

let's peel the night together, pu
it is an orange left for you
i wanna play the chorus girl
my heart is twisting, it's a curl

life is so cute
your eyes are mute
i love the night
please get it right

the lights are off in my stern flat
I search you in the night like bat
i wanna be your pueril girl
my passion: cat eating a pearl

life is so cute
your eyes are mute
i love the night
please get it right

throw your clothes on the floor
throw your clothes on the floor
my sweetest sore
my sweetest sore...

Dan said...

Oh Little Lamb, I feel so badly for you. I know what you must be going through. I have often shouted out something in the heat of the moment that seemed to fit but it didn't.

Have you told her that you were sorry and that you think she is a hard worker and that you admire her?

Little Lamb said...

Puf, that is so sweet.

Carmen, that's different.

Dan, basically yes. We do speak, but we're not close.

/t. said...

i like
carmen's poem

/t.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Whoops!! Accidents happen, just apologize and tell her it was a poor jest. Then buy her some chocolate. Think I'd pass on used personal items, but that is just me.

carmen said...

LL, tell her she was an outlet to your psypressures...that you actually like AND understand her...and you ask the same from her...stuff...

/t., thanks, it's a sweet poem.

Little Lamb said...

okie dokie all. :)

crescent said...

I'd string her up by her nipples and leave her out in the cold to catch something painful and horrible hahaha lol

Bosses - I love 'em :-/

Simon

carmen said...

crescent:ladies can't be strung up by their nipples...it's un-gentle-manly ...
well, right, she might catch a train...it's painful and horrible , too...

Little Lamb said...

Oh simon. Oh Carmen.

crescent said...

Haha catch a train - ooh yes very painful lol

Simon

Little Lamb said...

Oh dear!

Nea said...

Hi lamby.....well you did it, didn't you. haha..... People can seldom take the truth, especially if it IS the truth.....if she called herself a slut, she would expect everyone to laugh, but under no circumstances would she want anyone to repeat it......I know the type.

If i were you, I would tell her, you know I really didn't mean that in an unkind way, I was just kind of kidding you.....didn't mean to offend. Because truthfully I think that is what you were intending....But some of us can't kid. Others can say anything and no one ever takes them badly, no matter what they say. i guess it is just the tone of voice or the inflection.

Maybe she isn't a slut, maybe she just wants to be....haha

Little Lamb said...

Hi Nea! Nice to see you again! I was thinking the same thing about being able to take the truth about themselves. Shen is a wanna be slut. You are so right.