Thursday, December 28, 2006

A picture of Little Lamb NOT JUMPING ROPE

Little Lamb

She's a fat lamb. Do you see why she's always jumping rope?
 

112 comments:

/t. said...

nice legs

grrrrrrrrr ;)

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Thank you very much. You don't think it makes me look fat?

/t. said...

<3

/t.

Little Lamb said...

You're thinking about what I would look like on a platter, aren't you?

/t. said...

nice rack

grrrrrrrrr ;)

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I knew it! You're picturing me after you cook me! HORRORS!!!!!

/t. said...

mentally
undressing
you in mint jelly

a typical guy, eh?

ok, no kidding, little lamb -- you are a lot taller in reality than in your blog avatar, and i don't think you're too fat -- you are a very nice (albeit strange) looking lamb

<3

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I don't know how to take that /t.

/t. said...

well,
you look
very nice,
but you are
very orange, little lamb -- that's kind of unusual and a little strange

/t.

/t. said...

strange...

but not entirely
unattractive, little lamb

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I don't know if being orange is a good thing or not, /t.

/t. said...

i
like it,
little lamb

<3

have come to view your strange orangeness as very distinctive, even distinguished!

/t.

Little Lamb said...

But...but...what if someone wants to do experiments on me, /t.? What will I do?

/t. said...

you
can hide
in my BBQ,
little lamb...

grrrrrrrrr ;)

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I knew it! You want to cook me!

/t. said...

with
rottie
protection
special forces
looking over my shoulder, little lamb?!? i wouldn't dream of cooking you -- besides, you're my favorite blog partner, so i can't cook you

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Favorite blog partner? You mean...there are others?

/t. said...

uhh, no

there are
no others,
little lamb

there is only you, but that doesn't mean you can't also be my favorite :)

you're my favorite only blog partner

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I think that's sweet. <3

/t. said...

good

let's go
over a trash
the pug's blog...

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Is that a good thing?

/t. said...

don't worry,
little lamb...

he won't know it
was us because i'll do it anonymously ;)

/t.

Little Lamb said...

too late /t.

/t. said...

no,
not too late

it's only 7:30 here

did you see that trashing on pug's blog by anonymous? well, little lamb... that was me...

/t.

Little Lamb said...

No way!

/t. said...

yep

i don't
see any prob
foolin' the pug

if it got by you, little lamb...

:)

/t.

Little Lamb said...

We'll see what happens, /t.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Ah, Lamb is not fat, it is just the sweater she is wearing.

I do like the "1000 yard stare" though...

Little Lamb said...

Awww, thank you, phos kid.

carmen said...

/t. 's right, LL ...your lamps are lambcinating...how did you do the trick?// radium make-up?//

K9 said...

/bark bark bark

thats the rottie stare of death i taught her to use when ive ranged out of protection quadant alpha C lamb. personally i prefer my lambs with a downy cushion of wool. have you ever seen a sheared lamb? *shudder*

/grrrr

Anonymous said...

spoons get that look in their eye when i am around with cake. 0_o

carmen said...

k9, a downy cushion of wool over her eyes, i hope...

carmen said...

k9, a sheared lamb??? puah...sheer lambguorous and lambguid.

Anonymous said...

Little Lamb is not fat! She's just right.

What an adorable photo of Little Lamb!

Anonymous said...

First we had an update of "The Fly" over at /t.'s blog.

And now here we have an update of "Village of the Damned*".

Or, "Pasture of the Damned", if you prefer.

(* Sorry Lamby. I know how devout you are, so normally I try to not blaspheme on your blog. But there ACTUALLY was an early 1960's Sci-Fi Horror movie by that name. Have you seen it? Spoooooky!)

(p.s. - A HA! So /t. was "Anonymous"! I knew it had to be somebody.)

Anonymous said...

*** Sitting here trying to think innocent thoughts so that if "Lamb of the Damned" reads them, she won't flash her eyes and cause me harm (or force me to harm myself) ***

Little Lamb said...

Carmen, Radium make-up? How'd you guess?

K(, that's so sweet, Thank you.

Yasamin, I love ice cream cake. Thank you for visiting my blog.

Dan, thank you. Flattery will get you everywhere.

Pug I don't remember if I ever saw that movie, I've seen a lot of horror movies in my time. And pug, I will only flash my eyes at you to get your attention.

Enemy of the Republic said...

Lambs rule. Goats drool. Bless you, baby. And you too, /t!

Little Lamb said...

Thank you, Enemy. You are not my enemy.

/t. said...

i think
the pug suspects
that i am anonymous,
little lamb -- you were
supposed to eat my message after you read it -- now we have to wait a week for him to forget

/t.

Little Lamb said...

/t. I have to be honest with you here. I knew it was you all along. I know how you post. I'm sorry for not eating the message after I read it, but I didn't know I was supposed to. Lambs eat plants.

/t. said...

no prob,
little lamb

he'll forget we
did that in a week or so

then we can go and do it again :)

/t.

Little Lamb said...

What if he has a new post up by then?

/t. said...

hmmmm

we'll have
to wait and see

and then we can trash it!

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I think he likes when we do that.

/t. said...

he's a
sly dog
for sure,
little lamb

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Yes, he is. He flirts with all the girls. And some of the guys too.

/t. said...

you mean...

he's a bi dog?!?

man, you think you know people... but to each his/her own, eh

/t.

Little Lamb said...

What do you mean? You two have even flirted.

/t. said...

sure,
but not
with each other

EEEWWWWWWWWWWE!

/t.

Little Lamb said...

maybe I'm mistaken then. He may not flirt with the guys.

/t. said...

really,
little lamb,
i don't think pug
has flirted with any guys

none that i know of anyway, though he did seem pretty palsy with Lon a while back...

you don't think Lon and the pug...

NAHHHH!

/t.

Little Lamb said...

They were talking about me, /t.

/t. said...

i'm
gonna go now,
little vixen, er, lamb,
and bleach my mental images...

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Ok, I've got to go take a shower

Bird said...

oh! i saw this a moment ago at carmen's - my LL - you do get around.

your eyes in this pic are more mesmerizing in many ways than the rope-skipping.

you are glowing. radioactive (did i read that somewhere else?). i am caught in the glowing orbs - oh no! oh no! LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY!

flap/flap/BONKKKKKKKKKK!

Bird said...

you are really scaring me, LL.

flap/flap/Blonk/BOING

Little Lamb said...

bird, I thought you'd like my new look with me not jumping rope.

That /t. did something to my eyes in this picture.

Anonymous said...

Forget what?

Lamby, do you shower naked? Because THAT would be SO hot! If you do flash to get my attention, it doesn't have to be your EYES. Just sayin'.

Little Lamb said...

pug, of course I shower naked. EVERYTHING comes off. Totally without anything on. IT's more comfortable that way and my wool doesn't get all wet.

/t. said...

there
you go, LL

i just knew our pug
would prove to be a straight shooter

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Yes, he does like his women.

Anonymous said...

Yes, indeed. Blanks or not, I do aim for straightness. Do you ever think of me and my blog when the "wool is off"? Because I do.

carmen said...

i've heard of lambidexter pugs before, but i don't believe in these lambiguous stories, /t....
you are making them up...

Anonymous said...

Lamb souvlaki, with yoghurt and garlic.
Lamb on the spit, Roast lamb and mint sauce, spring lamb, lamb cutlets, lamb casserole,lamb chops...I'm hungry.

carmen said...

lexcen...think about a fine lamb stew, and honey glazed lamb chops for the sexually obsessed, arni palikari(greek for lamb chops with cheese)(kaseri), lamb fillet ...and...

Little Lamb said...

Pug, yes I thijk of you often. ;)

Carmen, /t. keeps me entertained for hours on end with his stories.

Lex, I've never heard of lamb cutletz.

Carmen, lamb fillet? I better get outa here before you all slay me.

Anonymous said...

Now I have to look up what "lambidexter" means. I hope it's not an insult, because even with the "comphension delay", I would be hurt.

Anonymous said...

Oops, looks like I also have to look up the proper spelling of "comprehension".

/t. said...

lambidexter
as
lambidexterity:

able to handle lambs in both hands simultaneously

- ROCKY

/t. said...

"comphension delay"

I DON'T GET IT.

OH, WAIT. NOW I DO.

- ROCKY

carmen said...

pueri, it is not esentially bad ...to be lambidexter...you know...it's a question of lambivalence...

and LL ...you are so tender...
a tender lamb chop, I mean, very friendly with onions and much garlic...

/t. said...

little lamb
is friendly with
onions, garlic, and
most vegetables & fruits

she is not crazy about tofu or toe jam to our knowledge

/t.

carmen said...

/t., lambs hate tofu ...they just know it is biohazardous...

Little Lamb said...

I don't know what to say.

carmen said...

dear LL, how can you explain /t.' s statement, then: "she is NOT CRAZY about tofu (..) to our knowledge"...

Little Lamb said...

I can straighten that out for you. Tofu? ICK! YUCK!

Onions, garlic, and most vegetables & fruits, I do know about, if not all.

What does /t. mean by: little lamb
is friendly with? Little Lambn is friendly with her food?

/t. said...

it
means:

little lamb
is a friend to all -- small animals and even fruits and vegetables she eats are her friends -- little lamb does not eat tofu -- ICK! YUCK! tofu is not little lamb's friend

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I can be friends with tofu, but will not eat it.

Little Lamb is a friendly lamb.

carmen said...

i can be friends with TOFU, but not with tofu...i am a friendly lamb myself...

/t. said...

TOFU

i thought
they were disbanded
and banished by the new world order

The Organization For Unarchy

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Carmen, that means we're both friendly lambs and should be good friends then.

/t., Hmmm.

Anonymous said...

HA! Pure silliness, I love it!!! This is my kind of humor. Just subscribed to your feed, look forward to visiting!

carmen said...

LL, well,mmmmm, i don't know.
remember i am lamp black ...and besides there are the hormones used in lamb raising...

Little Lamb said...

say no to crack, thank you for visiting. Thank you for liking my humor and thank you for subscribing to my blog. I love your screen name.

carmen, I was wondering who the black lamb was in the picture of the two white lambs and shepherd. Now I know.

carmen said...

little lamb...yes, i told you...the black dog is actually a black sheep...

Little Lamb said...

We have a picture of us together.

carmen said...

i am a dog in a sheep's skin...er... was it a sheep in a wolf's skin...i mean a skin in a friendly sheep...er...er
oh, my...

Little Lamb said...

oh my is right carmen. Which one is it?

/t. said...

carmen
seems to be
confused today,
little lambphetamine

/t.

Little Lamb said...

lambphetamine?

/t. said...

little
lambphetamine

kind of catchy, eh?

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I don't know, /t. It sounds like some kind of drug.

/t. said...

yes,
like you,
little lamb

you are... ecstacy!

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Is that good or bad?

/t. said...

like
mae west,
little lamb

when it's good it's good
but when it's bad it's very good!

/t.

Little Lamb said...

You like to hang out with me online.

/t. said...

you are
the muse,
little lamb

you are... goddess! :)

/t.

Little Lamb said...

All I ask is you don't worship me, and accept me the way I am.

/t. said...

as
you command,
oh holy one!

btw, which way are you?

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I'm me.

/t. said...

oh yes,
i read that
in your bio...

thank you, holy mistress!

i feel elightened now -- like a real wise guy!

/t.

Little Lamb said...

That's you to a t.

Little Lamb said...

:)

/t. said...

:)

carmen said...

a joyful (butstupid)lament

motto:"happiness makes you fat"(mae west)

/t. mae know,
it's carmen online blow
west
/t. mae,
our little lambphetamine knows best,
lamp you //
it's "lamps" like "langs"
when /t. BANGS

be confused today,
but tomorrow
little /c. mae grow , er..

Little Lamb said...

Whatever.

/t. said...

i like it

kind of has
a latin beat, i think

ricky martin dragging as mae west

/t.

carmen said...

pupa mae/ pewepa mae
super-fatted on the way...
seweper-fatted on the way

quite viewy...and bewelimic..

Little Lamb said...

ok

/t. said...

kewel, dewed

/t.