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nice legsgrrrrrrrrr ;)/t.
Thank you very much. You don't think it makes me look fat?
You're thinking about what I would look like on a platter, aren't you?
nice rackgrrrrrrrrr ;)/t.
I knew it! You're picturing me after you cook me! HORRORS!!!!!
mentallyundressingyou in mint jellya typical guy, eh?ok, no kidding, little lamb -- you are a lot taller in reality than in your blog avatar, and i don't think you're too fat -- you are a very nice (albeit strange) looking lamb<3/t.
I don't know how to take that /t.
well,you lookvery nice,but you arevery orange, little lamb -- that's kind of unusual and a little strange/t.
strange...but not entirelyunattractive, little lamb/t.
I don't know if being orange is a good thing or not, /t.
ilike it,little lamb<3have come to view your strange orangeness as very distinctive, even distinguished!/t.
But...but...what if someone wants to do experiments on me, /t.? What will I do?
youcan hidein my BBQ,little lamb...grrrrrrrrr ;)/t.
I knew it! You want to cook me!
withrottieprotectionspecial forceslooking over my shoulder, little lamb?!? i wouldn't dream of cooking you -- besides, you're my favorite blog partner, so i can't cook you/t.
Favorite blog partner? You mean...there are others?
uhh, nothere areno others,little lambthere is only you, but that doesn't mean you can't also be my favorite :)you're my favorite only blog partner/t.
I think that's sweet. <3
goodlet's goover a trashthe pug's blog.../t.
Is that a good thing?
don't worry,little lamb...he won't know itwas us because i'll do it anonymously ;)/t.
too late /t.
no,not too lateit's only 7:30 heredid you see that trashing on pug's blog by anonymous? well, little lamb... that was me.../t.
yepi don'tsee any probfoolin' the pugif it got by you, little lamb...:)/t.
We'll see what happens, /t.
Ah, Lamb is not fat, it is just the sweater she is wearing. I do like the "1000 yard stare" though...
Awww, thank you, phos kid.
/t. 's right, LL ...your lamps are lambcinating...how did you do the trick?// radium make-up?//
/bark bark barkthats the rottie stare of death i taught her to use when ive ranged out of protection quadant alpha C lamb. personally i prefer my lambs with a downy cushion of wool. have you ever seen a sheared lamb? *shudder*/grrrr
spoons get that look in their eye when i am around with cake. 0_o
k9, a downy cushion of wool over her eyes, i hope...
k9, a sheared lamb??? puah...sheer lambguorous and lambguid.
Little Lamb is not fat! She's just right.What an adorable photo of Little Lamb!
First we had an update of "The Fly" over at /t.'s blog.And now here we have an update of "Village of the Damned*".Or, "Pasture of the Damned", if you prefer.(* Sorry Lamby. I know how devout you are, so normally I try to not blaspheme on your blog. But there ACTUALLY was an early 1960's Sci-Fi Horror movie by that name. Have you seen it? Spoooooky!)(p.s. - A HA! So /t. was "Anonymous"! I knew it had to be somebody.)
*** Sitting here trying to think innocent thoughts so that if "Lamb of the Damned" reads them, she won't flash her eyes and cause me harm (or force me to harm myself) ***
Carmen, Radium make-up? How'd you guess?K(, that's so sweet, Thank you.Yasamin, I love ice cream cake. Thank you for visiting my blog.Dan, thank you. Flattery will get you everywhere.Pug I don't remember if I ever saw that movie, I've seen a lot of horror movies in my time. And pug, I will only flash my eyes at you to get your attention.
Lambs rule. Goats drool. Bless you, baby. And you too, /t!
Thank you, Enemy. You are not my enemy.
i thinkthe pug suspectsthat i am anonymous,little lamb -- you weresupposed to eat my message after you read it -- now we have to wait a week for him to forget/t.
/t. I have to be honest with you here. I knew it was you all along. I know how you post. I'm sorry for not eating the message after I read it, but I didn't know I was supposed to. Lambs eat plants.
no prob,little lambhe'll forget wedid that in a week or sothen we can go and do it again :)/t.
What if he has a new post up by then?
hmmmmwe'll haveto wait and seeand then we can trash it!/t.
I think he likes when we do that.
he's asly dogfor sure,little lamb/t.
Yes, he is. He flirts with all the girls. And some of the guys too.
you mean...he's a bi dog?!?man, you think you know people... but to each his/her own, eh/t.
What do you mean? You two have even flirted.
sure,but notwith each otherEEEWWWWWWWWWWE!/t.
maybe I'm mistaken then. He may not flirt with the guys.
really,little lamb,i don't think pughas flirted with any guysnone that i know of anyway, though he did seem pretty palsy with Lon a while back...you don't think Lon and the pug...NAHHHH!/t.
They were talking about me, /t.
i'mgonna go now,little vixen, er, lamb,and bleach my mental images.../t.
Ok, I've got to go take a shower
oh! i saw this a moment ago at carmen's - my LL - you do get around.your eyes in this pic are more mesmerizing in many ways than the rope-skipping.you are glowing. radioactive (did i read that somewhere else?). i am caught in the glowing orbs - oh no! oh no! LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY!flap/flap/BONKKKKKKKKKK!
you are really scaring me, LL.flap/flap/Blonk/BOING
bird, I thought you'd like my new look with me not jumping rope. That /t. did something to my eyes in this picture.
Forget what?Lamby, do you shower naked? Because THAT would be SO hot! If you do flash to get my attention, it doesn't have to be your EYES. Just sayin'.
pug, of course I shower naked. EVERYTHING comes off. Totally without anything on. IT's more comfortable that way and my wool doesn't get all wet.
thereyou go, LLi just knew our pugwould prove to be a straight shooter/t.
Yes, he does like his women.
Yes, indeed. Blanks or not, I do aim for straightness. Do you ever think of me and my blog when the "wool is off"? Because I do.
i've heard of lambidexter pugs before, but i don't believe in these lambiguous stories, /t....you are making them up...
Lamb souvlaki, with yoghurt and garlic. Lamb on the spit, Roast lamb and mint sauce, spring lamb, lamb cutlets, lamb casserole,lamb chops...I'm hungry.
lexcen...think about a fine lamb stew, and honey glazed lamb chops for the sexually obsessed, arni palikari(greek for lamb chops with cheese)(kaseri), lamb fillet ...and...
Pug, yes I thijk of you often. ;)Carmen, /t. keeps me entertained for hours on end with his stories.Lex, I've never heard of lamb cutletz.Carmen, lamb fillet? I better get outa here before you all slay me.
Now I have to look up what "lambidexter" means. I hope it's not an insult, because even with the "comphension delay", I would be hurt.
Oops, looks like I also have to look up the proper spelling of "comprehension".
lambidexteraslambidexterity:able to handle lambs in both hands simultaneously- ROCKY
"comphension delay"I DON'T GET IT.OH, WAIT. NOW I DO.- ROCKY
pueri, it is not esentially bad ...to be lambidexter...you know...it's a question of lambivalence...and LL ...you are so tender...a tender lamb chop, I mean, very friendly with onions and much garlic...
little lambis friendly withonions, garlic, andmost vegetables & fruitsshe is not crazy about tofu or toe jam to our knowledge/t.
/t., lambs hate tofu ...they just know it is biohazardous...
I don't know what to say.
dear LL, how can you explain /t.' s statement, then: "she is NOT CRAZY about tofu (..) to our knowledge"...
I can straighten that out for you. Tofu? ICK! YUCK!Onions, garlic, and most vegetables & fruits, I do know about, if not all.What does /t. mean by: little lambis friendly with? Little Lambn is friendly with her food?
itmeans:little lambis a friend to all -- small animals and even fruits and vegetables she eats are her friends -- little lamb does not eat tofu -- ICK! YUCK! tofu is not little lamb's friend/t.
I can be friends with tofu, but will not eat it.Little Lamb is a friendly lamb.
i can be friends with TOFU, but not with tofu...i am a friendly lamb myself...
TOFUi thoughtthey were disbandedand banished by the new world orderThe Organization For Unarchy/t.
Carmen, that means we're both friendly lambs and should be good friends then./t., Hmmm.
HA! Pure silliness, I love it!!! This is my kind of humor. Just subscribed to your feed, look forward to visiting!
LL, well,mmmmm, i don't know. remember i am lamp black ...and besides there are the hormones used in lamb raising...
say no to crack, thank you for visiting. Thank you for liking my humor and thank you for subscribing to my blog. I love your screen name.carmen, I was wondering who the black lamb was in the picture of the two white lambs and shepherd. Now I know.
little lamb...yes, i told you...the black dog is actually a black sheep...
We have a picture of us together.
i am a dog in a sheep's skin...er... was it a sheep in a wolf's skin...i mean a skin in a friendly sheep...er...er oh, my...
oh my is right carmen. Which one is it?
carmenseems to beconfused today,little lambphetamine/t.
littlelambphetaminekind of catchy, eh?/t.
I don't know, /t. It sounds like some kind of drug.
yes,like you,little lambyou are... ecstacy!/t.
Is that good or bad?
likemae west,little lambwhen it's good it's goodbut when it's bad it's very good!/t.
You like to hang out with me online.
you arethe muse,little lambyou are... goddess! :)/t.
All I ask is you don't worship me, and accept me the way I am.
asyou command,oh holy one!btw, which way are you?/t.
oh yes,i read thatin your bio...thank you, holy mistress!i feel elightened now -- like a real wise guy!/t.
That's you to a t.
a joyful (butstupid)lamentmotto:"happiness makes you fat"(mae west) /t. mae know, it's carmen online blow west/t. mae, our little lambphetamine knows best, lamp you //it's "lamps" like "langs" when /t. BANGS be confused today, but tomorrowlittle /c. mae grow , er..
i like itkind of hasa latin beat, i thinkricky martin dragging as mae west/t.
pupa mae/ pewepa maesuper-fatted on the way...seweper-fatted on the wayquite viewy...and bewelimic..
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