Friday, April 03, 2009

Interesting stuff...

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.

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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...

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Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )

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You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

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The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

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The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?) (That women are going the 'right' direction...?)

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Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .

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Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN !

************************************************************************ **** The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.

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Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!

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PEARLS DISSOLVE IN VINEGAR !

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The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !)

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And the best for last....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(I know some people like that, don't YOU ?)

So......................



Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on...and go move your toothbrush !!

24 comments:

/t. said...

interesting...

<3

Little Lamb said...

(copy cat! :-) )

isn't it though.

puerileuwaite said...

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.

C'mon Lamby, who are you kiddin'? You got that from an episode of Gilligan's Island!

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Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass)

I love it when you talk dirty to me!

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The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

Does Burt Reynolds know this?

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

Who puts olives in their salads in the first place? Gypsies? I wouldn't let those types of heathens on the plane to begin with.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?) (That women are going the 'right' direction...?)

Venus is also exceptionally gassy. Just thought I'd point that out.

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Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .

Well in that case, let's you and I play "Garden of Eden".

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Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN !

That's only true if your purchasing the house from a serial killer. This is why it pays to have a THOROUGH agent.

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

That's nothing. Lou Gehrig died from a disease OF THE SAME NAME. Now THAT'S spooky.

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs.

They need to explain these things as you're pledging the fraternity.

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

I like to brush my teeth while sitting on the can. Not only is it more efficient, but then the airborne particles have difficulty sneaking past.

boneman said...

About the toothbrush and toilet? eeeuuu. Then again, I don't have teeth (and can't find my choppers, so, moxnix)
Now, as for the turtle trick. That ain't so hard. I can (and do) occasionally breath OUT my butt. As for the cow, you have to let her have a cigarette first. (who in the heck takes a cow UPSTAIRS!?) Now, funny you should mention that about the marlboro man dying and an ass in the same post.
You see, Marl is actually another word for fertilizer, and we know where that comes from. Boro is some kind of ass, so, basically, a marlboro cigarette is...
And Venus rotates clockwise In relationship to what?
Now, I watch TV while standing, so, I think I burn more calories than a sleeper.

Well, unless it's a sleeper sleeping with a cow.

upstairs.


with their ass parked out front.



you know, tied to the marlboro man's tombstone.




with Venus in the skies.





(would someone give the ass an apple? He has to take us to town tomorrow to buy some olives for tha airplane ride)

Little Lamb said...

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.

C'mon Lamby, who are you kiddin'? You got that from an episode of Gilligan's Island!

That's what the professor told me! Honest!

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Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass)
I love it when you talk dirty to me!

:-)

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The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

Does Burt Reynolds know this?

I really don't know. should we tell him?

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

Who puts olives in their salads in the first place? Gypsies? I wouldn't let those types of heathens on the plane to begin with.

I guess they might be greek salads.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?) (That women are going the 'right' direction...?)

Venus is also exceptionally gassy. Just thought I'd point that out.

Is it? How do you know?

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Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .

Well in that case, let's you and I play "Garden of Eden".

sounds like fun to me. We can tempt each other.

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Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN !

That's only true if your purchasing the house from a serial killer. This is why it pays to have a THOROUGH agent.

Good point.

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

That's nothing. Lou Gehrig died from a disease OF THE SAME NAME. Now THAT'S spooky.

It is.

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs.

They need to explain these things as you're pledging the fraternity.

I agree, they do.

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

I like to brush my teeth while sitting on the can. Not only is it more efficient, but then the airborne particles have difficulty sneaking past.

I agree with you.

Little Lamb said...

Boney, you snuck in there. And i might add, good point.

Indigo said...

Indigo Incarnates

I think I read somewhere that one of the Marlboro Men was gay too.

Uranus is the planet that has furthest distance between its geographic north pole and its magnetic north pole.

The magnetic north and south poles on Earth have flip flopped several times.

Compared the the size of the planet it orbits, Earth's moon is proportionally the largest moon in the solar system.

dianne said...

Very interesting Lil Lambie.

Not sure about the substitute for blood plasma; donkeys do like kicking people and who can blame them when they are loaded up with a rider and half of the crops on a farm, they probably topple over.

I dont watch much TV so I guess I'm safe there; I will never see my oak tree produce acorns :(.

I like green olives in my salad sometimes so if I fly American Airlines I will have to bring my own then they will add the cost on to excess baggage;didnt know about the King of Hearts being a clean skin, I've never really paid attention.

Yes I would believe Venus would rotate clockwise in relation to the other planets as she is female and knows what she is doing.

Apples are very good for you and it would be nice to share one in bed in the morning with someone special, that would really wake me up. :)

I knew about the dust particles, yukky when you think about it; doesnt surprise me that the owner of the Marlboro company and the first 'Marldoro Man' dying of lung cancer, used too much of their own product.

I think pearls would dissolve in vinegar or Coca Cola, both very acidic.

Yes I think you could lead a cow upstairs, but why? They wouldnt like comimg back downstairs for fear of tripping, they probably arent steady on their hooves and have a fear of heights.

Didnt know that about the ducks quack, or the turtle.

My toilet is not in my bathroom, its in its own room next to it, so my toothbrush is safe. ♡
Thank you for all of this information. ♡

dianne said...

Lol at Pug and Boney. ♡

boneman said...

well, I guess I'm 'sneaky' like that.
I still thought it was a fun post!

d=))

Little Lamb said...

Indigo, That's interesting stuff. I didn't know any of it.

Dianne, Thanks. I wonder if donkeys really do topple over?

I don't watch much tv either, but I do watch some. That's sad about you and oak trees. Do try and stay alive until at least they do produce acorns.

I prefer black olives.

I agree with you about Venus.

I agree with you about apples. They are very healthy.

I wonder how we could find out about the cow and stairs? If you lead a cow downstairs how would you her upstairs?

I've heard that about a turtle, but not the duck.

You must have a neat looking bathroom.

Boney, I thought so too, so I figured I'd share.

dianne said...

Yeah I do have a neat looking bathroom.

And I dont know why Walt Disney would be afraid of mice... two of them made him a very rich man. ♡

Little Lamb said...

That's true. I don't why either. Some people just don't like mice.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Gins don't kill people, donkeys do...

Skunkfeathers said...

Now I know why I think I'm going nuts (over 50) LOL

Little Lamb said...

Phos, you never know about those gins.

Skunky, Is that so?

Ruela said...

very interesting ;)

foam said...

that would explain why the cow is stuck upstairs. i wish somebody would have told me that sooner.

i know lots of people who can quack out of their derriere. as far as i can tell it doesn't echo either... although frankly i hadn't really thought about it a whole bunch.

Little Lamb said...

Ruela, You really think so?

Foamy, How did you get the cow upstairs?

foam said...

tsk .. what nitpicky technical type questions you ask ..

Little Lamb said...

Umm, well, I do tend to get very technical. And exact.

The Phosgene Kid said...

coconut shells can also be used to construct a radio and television. Saw that on Gilligan's Island once.

ANNA-LYS said...

Interesting post!!!
Some have more coconuts inside
than others, or? ;-)

have a lovely springtime

Little Lamb said...

Phos, I wonder if that's true or not?

Anna-lys, Thank you.