Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Sainthood for /t.

/t.'s sainthood has been revoked. He is no longer a saint. He failed to follow the rules.

He said, and I quote: "
Blogger /t. said...

people!

get a grip!

you're talking about
laying a beating to a saint!!!

i forgive you, of course, but in future, please direct your violent tendencies toward the lambs

thank you

¤ ¤ ¤"

By this statement he broke rule # 3, which states: Rule # 3 - You and Lon will watch over the lambs to make sure none are eaten or beat up.

Violent tendencies is not good.

80 comments:

/t. said...

AWESOME, LL!

who knew that lambs
could draw and paint, too?!?

thanks you for this -- all i can say is, well done, LL, and, well deserved, /t. ;)

<3 <3 <3

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I like you. <3

/t. said...

ditto,
my wooly
little muse <3

>8---:} )

Pink said...

If I remember correctly, /t promised to love you forever if you got him sainthood.

I think that also means no more barbecues and no more jaws ;)

Only good deeds. His 'stache may wilt ;)

xx
pinks

..................... said...

i just wanna know why you put the angelic /t. infront of bull'e eyes .. is it like a dart game? 50 points if you hit the hiney area .. 100 points if you hit the noggin?

..................... said...

but i do have to say you did a great job with those wings!

Little Lamb said...

Pink, one can only hope.

Foam, It doesn't look that way to me. It looks like /t. is using that round thing so he doesn't have to flap his wings. Thanks.

Ruela said...

sain/t. ;)

nice work LL.

Little Lamb said...

Thanks.

boneman said...

perhaps he was having a saintly bowls of beans.....

Little Lamb said...

Perhaps.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Don't fly to close to the sun /t.!! Excellent job LL!!

Corn Dog said...

ha ha... that is fabulous, Lambie. TOO TOO COOL.

Skunkfeathers said...

as a fledging saint and pilot, /t. needs to watch the bean ingestion prior to flight...

Indigo said...

I'll go for that. Why not Sainthood for the T-man? As a gay Wiccan, I'm not much into Popes anyway, har har.

Little Lamb said...

Phos, thank you.

Corn Dog, thanks.

Skunky, He does.

Indigo, me either.

The Phosgene Kid said...

He'll need a church: Saint /t. of the Flaming Lamb...

Little Lamb said...

I would revoke his sainthood.

Angel... said...

Good job.. haha may be I will go for that.

Little Lamb said...

Thanks, go ahead.

carmen racovitza said...

LL, first we must canonize him....
but how ?? i have some ideas..

Little Lamb said...

What does that mean?

dianne said...

Great work Lil Lamb. /t. has done one good deed, he dedicated a code poem to me & made me very happy so I think he deserves his halo & wings. :)

Little Lamb said...

Thank you, Dianne.

carmen racovitza said...

We must see if the Venerable is a martyr. He needs a declaration of martyrdom...
If the Venerable is not a martyr, it must be proven that a miracle has taken place by his intercession.
To pass from Blessed to "Saint" (abbreviated "St." and "St"), one (more) miracle is necessary....

let us see, /t., one more miracle blog , then ...:)

Little Lamb said...

No, that seems like too much work. I made him an automatic saint, poof! Just like that.

puerileuwaite said...

Used to be that one had to become a martyr in order to achieve sainthood. I don't know why the church relaxed that standard, but we'd better error on the side of caution.

Little Lamb said...

Nahj, its not the church that's doing this. It's me.

carmen racovitza said...

these are the rules, LL, if /t. wants to become a s/t. ...

Little Lamb said...

Since I'm the one who declared him a saint, I get to make the rules.

/t. said...

i'm
with
LL on this

please don't let carmen cannonize me... i have an image of me being launched out of her howitzer... and i don't want to be a martyr, either... but thanks

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I don't know if you'll be with me or not on this one, /t. I have to come up with some rules for you to keep your sainthood.

/t. said...

ok,
rule #1:

i must invite
you and dolly7 to all BBQs this year

well, that's enough rules -- i'm going to have a nap now

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Little Lamb said...

WRONG!!!! I make up the rules.

Rule # 1 - You will be nice to Dolly7. You will stop threatening her and make friends with her since she is Little Lamb's best friend.

Rule # 2 - You will NOT, under any circumstances bbq any of Little Lamb's flock of lambs.

Rule # 3 - You and Lon will watch over the lambs to make sure none are eaten or beat up.

Rule # 4 - You and Lon will take good care of each lamb individually.

If you fail to do any of these things your sainthood will be taken away.

carmen racovitza said...

exactly,/t., don't stick to the ground...

crossbowitzer launching will accomodate you with the depths of the sky ..

Angel... said...

Hey Can I join you guys.. for BBQ :)

Little Lamb said...

Sure, once we decide what to have.

carmen racovitza said...

LL,

Rule #5 - Several lambs will be sacrificed on the altar to secure and improve /t.'s sainthood..

Little Lamb said...

No! No lambs will be sacrificed.

Angel... said...

Okie Dokie...

/t. said...

i'm
inviting
angel to all
of my BBQs this year

now that i'm a saint it is fitting that i hang out with higher beings

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Little Lamb said...

What are you having at the bbq?

/t. said...

oh,
we'll likely
just fLAMBe
whatever is handy

** just kidding ** :)

we'll have nice /t.bone steaks

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Have you read the rules to keep your sainthood?

/t. said...

yes, LL

i'll be good

i promise

/t.

The Phosgene Kid said...

/t., get Mother Theresa's autograph for me, will you? I'd like a picture too, she's a real biscuit!! Should be easy now that you are both saints...

carmen racovitza said...

lol....M Theresa's a cracker..ha ha

LL, i hope you know rule #5 rules over the others...
saints, and humans alike,have stomachs , too

Little Lamb said...

I didn't give /t. rule number 5.

carmen racovitza said...

LL, rule #5 is for us,laymbs of the God, not for s/t..

Little Lamb said...

No Carmen. No one else is allowed to make rules for /t.'s sainthood. Only me.

dianne said...

Lil Lamb, Dolly 7 is so cute but why does she look so sad, doesn't she have anything to skip about?

Oh and I think I read somewhere that /t. has to be beatified (not beautified), then prove that he has performed two miracles before he is canonised as a Saint- one big drawback he has to DEAD! :(

Little Lamb said...

She's just not sure about /t. at all.

We're not going by any rules but mine on /t.'s sainthood. I'm thinking about revoking just because.

dianne said...

OK your Rules rule!
But please try to get /t. to be nice to Dolly 7 & make her smile.:)

Little Lamb said...

He's not allowed to be mean to her anymore.

dianne said...

Well thats good to hear otherwise I may have to spank him!

/t. said...

little lamb!

protect me!!!

/t.

dianne said...

/t. I will try to be gentle! :)

Little Lamb said...

If anyone gets to spank /t., it will be Dolly. She gets to do it.

carmen racovitza said...

no. i want dianne spank /t..:)

dianne said...

Whenever he misbehaves Mistress Venus will be waiting...:)

Little Lamb said...

No, only Dolly has that privilege. He's threatened before.

/t. said...

people!

get a grip!

you're talking about
laying a beating to a saint!!!

i forgive you, of course, but in future, please direct your violent tendencies toward the lambs

thank you

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

dianne said...

Thank you for your forgiveness O Sainted & Enlightened One,I will direct my punishments towards those who are indeed guilty of reprehensible acts, but certainly not the innocent lambs.

Little Lamb said...

/t. is no longer a saint. Please read the post that I changed.

/t. said...

no
longer
a saint, LL?!?

well then, i can't forgive you, but we can celebrate my new freedom with a BBQ party -- bring dolly7 -- i have tongs!

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

dianne said...

Oh /t. you have lost your wings and your halo has slipped.

No more BBQ's for you and I being Diana, Goddess of the Moon and Protector of Small Animals (not the Huntress) will be taking away your tongs.

Little Lamb said...

dolly doesn't trust you and is staying away from you.

/t. said...

ahh,

back to normal :)

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Too bad, so sad.

/t. said...

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oh -- sorry (tears of a clown)

>8---:} )

Little Lamb said...

Phony tears then. S'okay.

dianne said...

No laughing matter /t. SPANK !

/t. said...

right

well, now that
i'm freed of saintly
obligation to goodness...

:)

dianne said...

Hmmm, freed of saintly obligation to goodness...
what did you have in mind /t.?

puerileuwaite said...

Maybe he's from the New Orleans chapter.

Little Lamb said...

Perhaps.

Skunkfeathers said...

The rise and fall of St. /t.

Little Lamb said...

True. He always wanted to cook the lambs.

Pink said...

Dammit! And I just finished 1,000 prayers to Saint /t, Patron Saint of Lambs.

xx
pinks

dianne said...

Dammit Pink! I feel they were 1,000 wasted prayers. :)