Sunday, May 25, 2008

Here are the answers to the Citizenship Quiz!

1 - Who is in charge of the executive branch?

The president

2 - Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?

Thomas Jefferson

3 - Name one of the two longest rivers in the United States

Mississippi River or the Missouri River

4 - How many justices are on the Supreme Court?

Nine

5 – What is the name of the Speaker of the House of Representatives now?

Nancy Pelosi

6 – Name the U. S. war between the North and the South.

The Civil War

Why does the flag have 13 stripes?

Because there were 13 original colonies.

Name one U. S. Territory

Puerto Rico, U. S. Virgin Islands, American Samoa, North Mariana Islands, Guam

What did Susan B. Anthony do?

Fought for women’s rights, civil rights.

Who was president during World War 1?

Woodrow Wilson



/t. cannot be a citizen, but we'll let him visit.

I did not pass the test. Shhhh, don't tell anybody.

92 comments:

/t. said...

but
i am already
a citizen in good standing
of the greatest nation on earth !!!

thanks, though

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Little Lamb said...

What nation is that?

/t. said...

and
another thing

my answer to #4
was in fact correct, LL

but you give me no credit for it?!?

i forgive you

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Corn Dog said...

I didn't pass it. Oh well. I'l go outsource myself.

dianne said...

Lil Lamb I think Canada is an independent nation like Australia which is represented by Queen Elizabeth II as its sovereign,
/t. can correct me if I am wrong.


So am I allowed to come & visit too? I have also heard that Canada is a truly beautiful country too. :)

Little Lamb said...

/t. You never answered my question.

Corn Dog, You can hide out with Pug, Scary and me.

Dianne, Where do you want to visit? Canada or American? Or both? You can come to America if you want.

dianne said...

I would like to visit both Lil Lamb, have to save up my pennies. :)

Little Lamb said...

Come on over! :-)

dianne said...

Thanks Lil Lambie if I make it I'll drop by and say Hi! :-)

Little Lamb said...

Okie dokie! :-)

Sandy said...

thanks for the answers. an indian here so no chance of me knowing. anyway it will improve my general knowledge now.

puerileuwaite said...

Sorry. Everything I once knew about our glorious country has been pushed out by repeated viewings and subsequent memorizations of Vonage commercials. I have nothing left, I'm afraid.

Little Lamb said...

Sandy, it seems like everybody and their brother knows about U. S. history. I didn't know most of the answers myself and I live here!

Pug, Oh yeah, I forgot about that! I'll use that excuse too!

foam said...

i still say canada is a territory of the u.s.a .. ;)
...and let's make australia a territory too ..
.. might as well make florida a territory ..
oh, never mind .. it's a state ..
i think i just ought to become ruler of the world.
i'd get rid of all territories ..

Little Lamb said...

Maybe you could straighten everything out.

boneman said...

you guys do realize the humor in not having an understanding of India (other than the phone lines, which, I assure you would be as unhearing of your problems and complaints even if they were manned by US citizens...I absolutely garantee you that it is the company, not the location of the telephone help line connection)

Dang!
Where was i?
Oh yeah. The humor?
Columbus was on his way to....
A. the Americas
B. Japan
C. India

(big clue coming right up.....what did they call the natives of this land before the genocides?)

boneman said...

(boneman, lighten up, dude)

Little Lamb said...

Good question.

Indigo said...

Well... As far as what happened to the indians, I always figured "Thanksgiving" would be better called "Thankstaking", ha ha.

I'm glad that I scored high enough to be a citizen even though I sort of believe that America is being rapidly mismanaged into ruin by greedy, rich, white, allegedly-Christian, fools.

Little Lamb said...

No, Indigo, if this nation would turn to God we'd be a lot better off instead of turning away from Him and denying Him.

carmen racovitza said...

even if you turn to god, he can't help you all the time, LL...

Little Lamb said...

Well, He helps me all the time. But I have my part to do, too.

Indigo said...

that's why I said "allegedly-Christian", heh heh. *Real* Christians are decent, good people.

Little Lamb said...

Yes you did say allegedly. I didn't think you did, so I went back to check.

Good choice of words.

Unfortunately not everybody has a say in this country.

Pink said...

I didn't get any of your answers Lambie.

But your answers must be wrong!!!

Oh well, can I come visit too? I have conjugal visits with pugsy as I recal.

xx
pinks

Skunkfeathers said...

I passed the test. But I failed the politically correct version.

/t., are BBQs standard operating equipment up yonder?

Little Lamb said...

Pink, you may come and visit. You're seeing Pug? I guess I can't keep someone that cuddly to myself.

Skunky, Oh well. At least you passed.

dianne said...

Lil Lamb that Pug fellow sure puts himself about, I would be looking for someone as cute & cuddly but a bit more faithful to you. :)

boneman said...

New found respect for your staying in the car action the other day when you saw the vultures in the road.

Little Lamb said...

Dianne, I am, but don't tell him.

Boney, you never know when they might want to take a bite out of me.

boneman said...

yes'm.
And the other day I caught a dozen or better'n that lounging around on the barn roof.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?

Little Lamb said...

Boney, Oh dear! Are there any dead animals around?

Phos, Grant?

boneman said...

not that aren't buried. It's a roosting thing, I think.

(I did have my camera, though....)

Pink said...

we can share the puppy...you can cuddle him. I'll 'play' with him ;)
xx
pinks

carmen racovitza said...

i wanna kick the puppy in the ass:)

boneman said...

wait....
did you guys bury the puppy in Grant's Tomb?

Little Lamb said...

boney, I want to see the pictures.

Pink, sounds good to me.

Carmen, that's not nice.

Boney, Not to my knowledge.

Ruela said...

you are a good citizen ;)

Little Lamb said...

I am? How do you know? I mean what makes you say that? I failed the citizenship test. :-(

/t. said...

you are a bad citizen ;(

The Phosgene Kid said...

I think we need to tear the place down and start over personally - the government, not Grant's tomb.

Little Lamb said...

/t. but I can't move to Canada.

Phos, Let's do that.

boneman said...

Lil Lamb, I posted the video of them before coming over and telling you.

I'll go back and see if they're still up.

boneman said...

OK, they're back on. Down at the bottom, just above m'painting.

But, watch out. I think they're still hungry.

carmen racovitza said...

LL, since when is kicking the above-mentioned puppy in the ass a bad thing??

besides you mustn't spoil puppies;(

Little Lamb said...

Boney, okie dokie. I should check it out.

Carmen, Be nice.

Ellee Seymour said...

Back to the classroom for me too...

boneman said...

dang! I think one of those vultures is carrying a pair of tongs!

Little Lamb said...

ellee seymour, you look like a teacher.

boney, I bet that vulture's name is /t.

/t. said...

the
vulture's name is
little lamb the vulture /w tongs

it flies around over my bbq all the time

and sheds wool

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Just as I expected. The vulture's name is /t.

Little Lamb said...

Or is that suspected?

kaylee said...

i didnt pass It but i am a teenager lots to still learn in life:)

Little Lamb said...

I don't know that you're learning this stuff in school.

/t. said...

hi LL

i hope that
you are having
a wonderful sunday

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Thank you, /t. How is your Sunday going?

The Phosgene Kid said...

It is Sunday all righty, no doubt of that.

Little Lamb said...

Very true.

CONNELL said...

Excuse me, Miss Lil Lamb? We'de like to ask you a few questions.... If you don't mind.
Nothing to be worried about there, Miss Lil Lamb....
How many amendments are in the constitution? And,
Where can we go top find out all of the specific reasons the Declaration of Independence was written?

Your continued stay here really depends on these answers....

CONNELL said...

nah!
I was just kiddin'.
Heck, the answers to both questions are in easy to find places, anyway.

I just wanted to take the white house out for a spin.

Pink said...

Hi Lambie (*waves to Lambie*)

I heard homeland security found out you failed the exam!

RUN LAMBIE RUN!

xx
pinks

Little Lamb said...

Connell, Ummm, I'll get back to you with the answers ASAP.

Pink, I will run!

dianne said...

Lil Lambie,since some people have been unkind to you lately I have found you and Dolly a little friend to play with and cheer you up, her name is Daisy. <3 ¤ ¤ ¤

/t. said...

maybe
daisy would
like to come to a bbq?

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Dianne, Daisy is adorable. Thank you.

/t. Daisy is wondering why you think she'd like to go to a bbq?

dianne said...

Lil Lambie I'm so glad you like her, she is an orphan & needs lovely friends like you & Dolly. Maybe you could teach her some of your office skills. :)

No /t. Daisy would not like to come to a BBQ especially one of yours, she knows all about you & doesn't want to end up on your plate!
She is a companion for Lil Lambie & Dolly, not for your culinary pleasure! Be nice! :)

Little Lamb said...

Maybe I could. Dolly and the others like her. They get along great!

dianne said...

I'm so pleased to hear that Lil Lamb. I know you will all be friends. <3 :)

Lon the Shepherd said...

maybe
daisy would
like to come to a sleep over?

Lon

Little Lamb said...

With a werewolf?

dianne said...

Werewolf?! Where wolf? Where the hell did he/it come from, I thought Lon was a lovely, gentle, doting shepherd.
No way, Daisy is not allowed to go to any sleep over at your place!!

Little Lamb said...

Lon is a were wolf.

lon the shepherd said...

it's
the facial hair,
isn't it...

Lon

boneman said...

where wolf?
There wolf!
(Marty Feldman to Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein.

Look at it ths way....
he'll never complain about getting fur in his mouth

Little Lamb said...

Lon, of course not.

Boney, I like Marty Feldman and Gene Wilder.

puerileuwaite said...

I get the point! I am a bad citizen, and they need to extradite me to South America! How much longer are you going to rub it in?

Little Lamb said...

I'm a bad citizen, too. Maybe we should run and hide.

puerileuwaite said...

Agreed. Let's think of where we should go.

boneman said...

most citizens aren't good citizens because we've grown complascent.
(is that spelled right?)

Oh well.

Indigo said...

Complacent isn't the word. How about "just plain lazy"? Heh heh.

Little Lamb said...

Pug, Do you know what this means? I have to box you in and then we can discuss it.

Boney, No, I think its spelled complacent, I don't know.

Indigo, You may have a point. We've got to get this country of ours back together.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Ossam bin Obama with Whorellary as VP - Ruela, I am coming on over son - going to be the best damn naturalized Portuguese you ever met.

dianne said...

Lon sure has a lot of facial hair, are you sure he's the right kind of person to choose for a shepherd?

Yes Boney, 'Young Frankenstein' a very funny movie! :)

Little Lamb said...

Phos, Vote McCain. If the dems win with Hilary as vice president we will all be in BIG trouble. I don't trust either of them. But I don't trust McCain either, he's very similar to them.

Diane, It was never my idea to have a were wolf as a shepherd.

dianne said...

So who did decide on Lon as your shepherd, OMG please dont tell me it was /t.?

Little Lamb said...

It was all /t.'s doing.

dianne said...

Well then Lil Lamb, for your own safety and that of Dolly, Daisy and the rest of the flock I think with your newly acquired office skills you should be placing an ad for a replacement shepherd.
But dont tell /t. OK!
You could possibly send Lon on an extended holiday to Transylvania to find his long lost relatives!

Little Lamb said...

Lon has always been friendly with the sheep. He's our good friend. He does protect us from /t. Also, Seymour the turtle is our shepherd instead of Lon. Seymour is a good shepherd.

dianne said...

Well I'm so pleased to hear that as I dont want any of you to be in harms way. :)

Little Lamb said...

Thank you, Dianne. The lambs listen to Seymour and me.

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