Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Look what I found!

The End of the Internet

Congratulations! This is the last page.

Thank you for visiting the End of the Internet. There are no more links.

You must now turn off your computer and go do something productive.

Go read a book, for pete's sake.

56 comments:

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha
true
ha ha
i am reading a book

Anonymous said...

oh no!

i always
thought i'd have
a little bit more time...

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Pink said...

damn. I just gave my last book away. :(

Little Lamb said...

anonymous, I hope you enjoy it.

/t. do some art.

Pink, go buy a book or something.

Anonymous said...

LL,

i did!

it's a get well soon card for ruela -- his ass has the flu!

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I left you a comment on that post.

Anonymous said...

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

darkfoam said...

okaaaaaaaaaay, spoil sport ...
i guess i'll go do the laundry, wash the dishes, fold the clothes.....
grumble, grumble, grumble ....

Little Lamb said...

foam, your life is now your own. :-)

puerileuwaite said...

Don't tell me I have to go back to PURCHASING porn.

Little Lamb said...

No, this means we can spend more time together off line. :-)

Skunkfeathers said...

Oh, horsefeathers...just when I wuz gettin' used ta this thang, too...

Pink said...

Oh. I bought porn. Thats a book, right? Hmmm...well...maybe I can give it to pugsy.
xx
pinks

Little Lamb said...

Skunky, you'll have to review everything or do something else.

Pink, only if it will increase my time with him.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Reproductive??

Little Lamb said...

Oh no. Maybe I said that wrong.

The Phosgene Kid said...

According to Einstein's theory of of negativity the length of the internet is proportional to the number of porn sites per square light second. Don't forget to factor in the slight gravitational deflection caused by the Bjork video stain on Ruela's blog.

Little Lamb said...

All righty, then!

Skunkfeathers said...

Movie reviews...book reviews...blog reviews...scammer reviews...me thinks I can survive the 'End of Days' on the Internet.

Long as I have my coffee...

Pink said...

NO PHOS...its more serious than that...I think the Bjork stain has caused a rupture in the time space continuum and unleashed a deadly RuelaAssFlu, which medics are shortening to RuFlu. It seems to cause anarchists and artists to disappear.

Luckily I'm an accountant.

Lamby - shall I see if I can find some nice pug/lamb stories?

xx
pinks

Little Lamb said...

Skunky, there's plenty to do online and we can do it over and over and over again.

Pink, sure, as long as the pug and lamb get along.

Ruela said...

hahahhahah
this is the end?

Little Lamb said...

Of the internet, yes.

Are you feeling better?

Crescentsi said...

Hi Little Lamb Where's Carmen?

Where has your chat box gone??????
Where can I get one???????

Simon

Little Lamb said...

Hi Simon!

I don't know.

I don't have it up. People kept using bad language so I took it down.

here: http://cbox.ws/?r=1-946907

Crescentsi said...

Thanks L/Lamb

I think I'll stick one on my blog :-)

Simon

Little Lamb said...

You're welcome, Simon. I'll have to stop by and check it out.

Crescentsi said...

Have you found a nice ram yet??

Little Lamb said...

No, not yet. have you found your someone special yet?

Crescentsi said...

Hiya

I meet lots of special women - but they are all taken :( *boohoo* LOL

Mind you, that doesn't have to stop me ;-)

Little Lamb said...

True, but it depends on how they're taken.

Crescentsi said...

Only joking L/Lamb lol

Simon

Little Lamb said...

Well, I'm glad of that. Is your chat box up yet?

Crescentsi said...

No - It will take me about 2 weeks or so to do it :D

Little Lamb said...

Why that long?

Crescentsi said...

Because I'm lazy :-) And I'm drinking beer.... :-)

Little Lamb said...

That explains it! :-)

Crescentsi said...

lol

I'll stick it up so give us a visit :-) And you could do some art work :-)

Simon

Little Lamb said...

Ok, I'll come by and visit.

I'll try to do some art work.

Unknown said...

Can’t be! I just came online!

Little Lamb said...

There's probably more stuff by now.

Anonymous said...

HA HA HAHA AH HAHAHA HAHA HHA HA AHA HAHAH AHA HA HAHAH AHA HAHAH AH AHA HAHA HAHAH AHA HAHAHAH AH AHAHA HAHA HAHAH AHH A HAHAH AHAH AH A HAHA AHH AH A HAH AHAH AHA HA HA!

probably!

<3

The Phosgene Kid said...

Maybe not...

ANNA-LYS said...

So this "life" isn't productive?
OK it doesn't create more lambs but still .... *tears*

Little Lamb said...

Phos, Perhaps.

Anna-lys, yes it is productive, it can help produce more lambs. Please no tears. :-)

..................... said...

who needs more lambs when you have the one and only little lamb?

The Phosgene Kid said...

people with large freezers.

Pink said...

and big barbecues

Anonymous said...

and
huge appetites

Little Lamb said...

One lamb is enough for all of you.

Ruela said...

This is the end of Internet...

You have now seen everything worth to see in the virtual world. It is safe for you to turn off the computer and step outside the door to face the reality.

Meet your neighbors in real life, share a cup of coffee with them, play with the kids in the streets. You are free to do whatever you want to do. Feel the awesome feeling of not being connected to the net.

Little Lamb said...

I like the virtual world we live in.

Pink said...

Me too. I like both worlds. I'm actually having quite a bit of fun in the real world these days.

And the virtual world contains lambs, and portuguese anarchists, and men in gas masks and dotted foams and ministers and sexy ana-lys's and weirdo lama dalis and their pet werewolves and pugs and beaders and captain corkys and girls whose name is JOY and all kinds of cool cool bloggers.

I don't want to give up my net connection. I really care about my blog pals. Really.

:)
xx
pinks

Little Lamb said...

All of my online friends live in my computer.

Jack K. said...

I did!

I just finished, T is for Trespass.

Little Lamb said...

I wonder if that's what /t. really stands for?