According to Einstein's theory of of negativity the length of the internet is proportional to the number of porn sites per square light second. Don't forget to factor in the slight gravitational deflection caused by the Bjork video stain on Ruela's blog.
NO PHOS...its more serious than that...I think the Bjork stain has caused a rupture in the time space continuum and unleashed a deadly RuelaAssFlu, which medics are shortening to RuFlu. It seems to cause anarchists and artists to disappear.
Luckily I'm an accountant.
Lamby - shall I see if I can find some nice pug/lamb stories?
HA HA HAHA AH HAHAHA HAHA HHA HA AHA HAHAH AHA HA HAHAH AHA HAHAH AH AHA HAHA HAHAH AHA HAHAHAH AH AHAHA HAHA HAHAH AHH A HAHAH AHAH AH A HAHA AHH AH A HAH AHAH AHA HA HA!
You have now seen everything worth to see in the virtual world. It is safe for you to turn off the computer and step outside the door to face the reality.
Meet your neighbors in real life, share a cup of coffee with them, play with the kids in the streets. You are free to do whatever you want to do. Feel the awesome feeling of not being connected to the net.
Me too. I like both worlds. I'm actually having quite a bit of fun in the real world these days.
And the virtual world contains lambs, and portuguese anarchists, and men in gas masks and dotted foams and ministers and sexy ana-lys's and weirdo lama dalis and their pet werewolves and pugs and beaders and captain corkys and girls whose name is JOY and all kinds of cool cool bloggers.
I don't want to give up my net connection. I really care about my blog pals. Really.
56 comments:
ha ha ha
true
ha ha
i am reading a book
oh no!
i always
thought i'd have
a little bit more time...
¤ ¤ ¤
/t.
damn. I just gave my last book away. :(
anonymous, I hope you enjoy it.
/t. do some art.
Pink, go buy a book or something.
LL,
i did!
it's a get well soon card for ruela -- his ass has the flu!
/t.
I left you a comment on that post.
¤ ¤ ¤
/t.
okaaaaaaaaaay, spoil sport ...
i guess i'll go do the laundry, wash the dishes, fold the clothes.....
grumble, grumble, grumble ....
foam, your life is now your own. :-)
Don't tell me I have to go back to PURCHASING porn.
No, this means we can spend more time together off line. :-)
Oh, horsefeathers...just when I wuz gettin' used ta this thang, too...
Oh. I bought porn. Thats a book, right? Hmmm...well...maybe I can give it to pugsy.
xx
pinks
Skunky, you'll have to review everything or do something else.
Pink, only if it will increase my time with him.
Reproductive??
Oh no. Maybe I said that wrong.
According to Einstein's theory of of negativity the length of the internet is proportional to the number of porn sites per square light second. Don't forget to factor in the slight gravitational deflection caused by the Bjork video stain on Ruela's blog.
All righty, then!
Movie reviews...book reviews...blog reviews...scammer reviews...me thinks I can survive the 'End of Days' on the Internet.
Long as I have my coffee...
NO PHOS...its more serious than that...I think the Bjork stain has caused a rupture in the time space continuum and unleashed a deadly RuelaAssFlu, which medics are shortening to RuFlu. It seems to cause anarchists and artists to disappear.
Luckily I'm an accountant.
Lamby - shall I see if I can find some nice pug/lamb stories?
xx
pinks
Skunky, there's plenty to do online and we can do it over and over and over again.
Pink, sure, as long as the pug and lamb get along.
hahahhahah
this is the end?
Of the internet, yes.
Are you feeling better?
Hi Little Lamb Where's Carmen?
Where has your chat box gone??????
Where can I get one???????
Simon
Hi Simon!
I don't know.
I don't have it up. People kept using bad language so I took it down.
here: http://cbox.ws/?r=1-946907
Thanks L/Lamb
I think I'll stick one on my blog :-)
Simon
You're welcome, Simon. I'll have to stop by and check it out.
Have you found a nice ram yet??
No, not yet. have you found your someone special yet?
Hiya
I meet lots of special women - but they are all taken :( *boohoo* LOL
Mind you, that doesn't have to stop me ;-)
True, but it depends on how they're taken.
Only joking L/Lamb lol
Simon
Well, I'm glad of that. Is your chat box up yet?
No - It will take me about 2 weeks or so to do it :D
Why that long?
Because I'm lazy :-) And I'm drinking beer.... :-)
That explains it! :-)
lol
I'll stick it up so give us a visit :-) And you could do some art work :-)
Simon
Ok, I'll come by and visit.
I'll try to do some art work.
Can’t be! I just came online!
There's probably more stuff by now.
HA HA HAHA AH HAHAHA HAHA HHA HA AHA HAHAH AHA HA HAHAH AHA HAHAH AH AHA HAHA HAHAH AHA HAHAHAH AH AHAHA HAHA HAHAH AHH A HAHAH AHAH AH A HAHA AHH AH A HAH AHAH AHA HA HA!
probably!
<3
Maybe not...
So this "life" isn't productive?
OK it doesn't create more lambs but still .... *tears*
Phos, Perhaps.
Anna-lys, yes it is productive, it can help produce more lambs. Please no tears. :-)
who needs more lambs when you have the one and only little lamb?
people with large freezers.
and big barbecues
and
huge appetites
One lamb is enough for all of you.
This is the end of Internet...
You have now seen everything worth to see in the virtual world. It is safe for you to turn off the computer and step outside the door to face the reality.
Meet your neighbors in real life, share a cup of coffee with them, play with the kids in the streets. You are free to do whatever you want to do. Feel the awesome feeling of not being connected to the net.
I like the virtual world we live in.
Me too. I like both worlds. I'm actually having quite a bit of fun in the real world these days.
And the virtual world contains lambs, and portuguese anarchists, and men in gas masks and dotted foams and ministers and sexy ana-lys's and weirdo lama dalis and their pet werewolves and pugs and beaders and captain corkys and girls whose name is JOY and all kinds of cool cool bloggers.
I don't want to give up my net connection. I really care about my blog pals. Really.
:)
xx
pinks
All of my online friends live in my computer.
I did!
I just finished, T is for Trespass.
I wonder if that's what /t. really stands for?
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