Monday, November 26, 2007

Unusual Driving Laws

Do you think driving carefully and obeying the speed limit will keep your record clean? No such luck. Think again.



Danger at Dunkin' Donuts -
Think twice about stopping for breakfast in South Berwick, Maine. You can get a ticket for parking in front of the Dunkin' Donuts.

Where is one supposed to park???



Don't Trust Your Instincts -
In Alabama it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. We hate to think how many times this had to happen to warrant legislative attention.

Knowing how STUPID people are, this really isn't surprising.



Keep Quiet in Arkansas -
In Arkansas it is illegal for a person to blare the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9 p.m.

Can you imagine???



Target Practice? -
In Mount Vernon, Iowa, you can't shoot arrows into the street without written permission from the town council. Hopefully target practice isn't a good enough reason to get permission.

This way you won't get struck by an arrow! Hopefully.



In Derby, Kan., it is considered a misdemeanor to screech your tires while driving. This heinous act can get you up to 30 days in jail.

That'll teach ya!



Who You Gonna Call? -
In Dunn, N.C., it is illegal to drive through a cemetery without purpose. Wearing a 'Ghost Busters' costume should be enough to communicate your purpose to any nearby police officers.

Do people actually drive around in a cometary without purpose?



Your Dog Rides Inside -
In Alaska it is illegal to tie a dog to the roof of your car. As far as we're aware, there's still no law against tying a bunch of dogs to the front of your sled.

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Keep it Clean -
In Rockville, Md., you will be slapped with a misdemeanor if caught swearing while on a highway. Luckily, you'll only be fined if your profane language is uttered "within the hearing of persons passing by." If a driver curses in Rockville and no one is there to hear him, does he make a sound?

What about using profanity at work?



Hands to Yourself -
In University City, Mo., you cannot honk the horn of someone else's car. Tooting your own horn, however, is entirely legal.

(I can't believe I'm about to ask this!) What about having sex in the car?



Audible Warnings -
In New Jersey, drivers are required to beep their car horns before passing another vehicle. Technically, the law requires "audible warning" with a "warning device," so feel free to ditch your horn and get creative.

ROAD HOG! YOU JERK! SLOW POKE! PUT THE METAL TO THE PEDAL!



Green Thumbs Beware -
In Blairstown, N.J., it is illegal to plant trees in the middle of the street. Luckily most people find it very difficult to do in the first place.

Wait till there's no traffic.



No Shirt, No Shoes ...
In Sag Harbor, N.Y., it is illegal to disrobe in your car.

Does this include having sex?



Tastes Like Asphalt
In West Virginia, it is perfectly legal, for road maintenance purposes, to scavenge road kill. What's for dinner?

I picked up something on the side of the road.



Pied Pipers Need Not Apply
In Hilton Head, S.C., you cannot leave trash in your vehicle out of fear of attracting rats.

Gotta quick clean out my car.

59 comments:

mutleythedog said...

These all seem perfectly sensible rules if you ask me, but now I am tempted to go and break them all. Just for fun.

The Real Mother Hen said...

This is so funny :)
Enjoy every bit of it :)

Little Lamb said...

Pooch, what have you decided to do?

The Real Mother Hen, Thanks and thanks for stopping by.

Ruela said...

Great post ;)

..................... said...

In Bozeman, Montana, you can’t perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.
...but it says nothing about not doing it in cars...

so, have at it little lamb...

Scary Monster said...

Tis the holiday season. Better stick to walkin.
Wonder iffin there be any silly pedestrian regulations.

Walking with yer shoelaces un-done, perhaps.

STOMP.

/t. said...

well,

there you go

so i guess your
honeymoon will be one long road trip

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Ruela, kiss.

dotted Foam, Ok, now all I have to do is find someone to do it with.

Scary, I'm sure there is.

/t., we shall see.

/t. said...

LL,

we shall?

so you're planning
to video your honeymoon...

cool! (is ruela ok with this?)

/t.

Little Lamb said...

No, /t. We'll tell you about certain things that we can talk about that we did on our honeymoon.

/t. said...

aww,

i just
signed up
for your 8 times daily live feed...

DRAT!

/t.

Little Lamb said...

What does that mean?

/t. said...

it means i'll just
have to wait for the dvd :)

/t.

Little Lamb said...

dvd to what?

/t. said...

uhh,
nevermind, LL

i'm signing up for a month of streaming video with gillian's giants instead

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Huh? What are you talking about?

/t. said...

i could be wrong, LL,
but i believe it's an all-girl baseball team -- i love sports!

/t.

Little Lamb said...

Oh I just bet you do. As long as it has girls in it.

/t. said...

really, LL!

you must think i'm a perv!

/t.

Little Lamb said...

/t., I KNOW you're a perv.

/t. said...

HA HAH HA HHA HAH HAHAH AHA H HAHA HAH A HA HAH HAHA HA HAHAHAH A AHA HAHA AH AHHA HAH A HA HAH AH A HAHH AHA AHAHAH HAH AHA AHA HA HAHAHAH HAHAHAHA HA HAH AHA HAHA HA HA!

no pulling over the wool over THIS lamb's eyes! :)

btw, i was looking at your town today on google maps, but i didn't any lamb pastures...

/t.

Ruela said...

on the road...yes a video is nice, like Pamela and the other guy...forget the name...

Little Lamb said...

The lambs live in houses.

Little Lamb said...

Oh dear! We will be video taping our honeymoon.

Ruela said...

dear it's only for our guests

Little Lamb said...

Guests? What guests?

Ruela said...

ok! you don't like to have guests on our wedding?

Little Lamb said...

Yes, I wamt guests at our wedding. They can help us celebrate.

/t. said...

i have
sent out
25,000,000
invitations to your wedding, LL

to everyone except dolly7, who will be coming over a couple of hours early to help me set up the bbq

/t.

Little Lamb said...

25,000,000? I didn't know you knew that many people. Dolly can't help you with the bbq. She's my maid of honor.

/t. said...

dolly7...

maid of honor?!?

she is the main of course!!!

/t.

Little Lamb said...

No! We will not have lamb for food at the wedding!

/t. said...

right

well, i see that it's time to go watch gillian's giants in action

take me out to the ballgame!

/t.

Little Lamb said...

I've never heard of such a ball team!

puerileuwaite said...

I would love to have sex with you, Lamby. Thank you for asking.

Um ... honeymoon? Did you really get hitched in my absence? Did /t. enroll you in match.com? Oh well, I suppose the lucky groom is welcome to watch!

Okay, more seriously: I enjoyed this post. You KNOW I like it when you write about auto-related topics (automobiles ... autoerotica ...).

Little Lamb said...

If my guy reads about us having sex, I don't think he'll like that. I'm not hitched yet, but engaged.

We're still talking about the wedding and honeymoon. /t. has nothing to do with my wedding, except he sent out a whole bunch of invitations. He did not choose the groom The groom chose me.

Yes, you do like posts like this.

Kate said...

Mr. Keep it Clean is kinda cute...

Ohhh if you get married here in Florida I'll come crash! =]

cheer!

Little Lamb said...

Thanks. But we'll be getting married online. Ruela and I will be cyber husband and wife.

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Lovely, absurd, ludicrous laws, all of ‘em. I wonder what would happen if any of them were passed in Italy. Yeah, that’s a rhetorical: the answer is “armed rebellion.”

Little Lamb said...

I wonder if people are actually that stupid.

mutleythedog said...

Some people are Lamby dear!

Little Lamb said...

I believe it.

Jack K. said...

ROTFLMAO

You just gotta know that some dipstick was doing those things to the consternation of the citizenry.

Funny as hell.

In some towns they are trying to enact a ban on low riding pants. Not a bad idea when you think about it.

Ruela said...

puerileuwaite and you?
grrrrrrrr

Little Lamb said...

Jack, I know how stupid some people are, so they have to pass these laws.

Ruela, Pug and I had something once. He's history. We're just friends now. You have my heart.

Ruela said...

Once?
History?
Ok, of this time it passes...
but I've got an eye on you.

Little Lamb said...

Ok, sweetheart. I love you. kiss

foam said...

oh my..
a lovers jealously..
..and possessiveness..
;)

Little Lamb said...

Foam, it gets better. check out mopo in the comment section and check out ruela's blog, his latest comment section.

/t. said...

WOW!

LL & ruela
are burning up
the blogs with their torrid affair!

/t.

Little Lamb said...

You started this! Now I know what your screen name means! TROUBLE!

foam said...

i saw..
i made the rounds...

Mighty Dyckerson said...

50 comments?? I was almost impressed...til I saw they were all from the same three yahoos.

When did Saddam Hussein start working for Dunkin Donuts?

Little Lamb said...

The continuing saga of blog life.

Little Lamb said...

Clown!

Corn Dog said...

I loved those. Very funny. I guess they are true?

Little Lamb said...

Yes.

Skunkfeathers said...

LOL...I'm sure I have, or will, break some of those rules at some point.

You certainly have some interesting, "unique" commenters LOL.

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