Observations...

Blogging can be very interesting. It's interesting when you put a new post up, change your mind and someone asks you about it.

It's also interesting when you put a new post up and someone comments as soon as you have it up.

Big brother is watching. And he could be one of you.

What have you observed about blogging, what makes it interesting to you?

Unusual Driving Laws

Do you think driving carefully and obeying the speed limit will keep your record clean? No such luck. Think again.



Danger at Dunkin' Donuts -
Think twice about stopping for breakfast in South Berwick, Maine. You can get a ticket for parking in front of the Dunkin' Donuts.

Where is one supposed to park???



Don't Trust Your Instincts -
In Alabama it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. We hate to think how many times this had to happen to warrant legislative attention.

Knowing how STUPID people are, this really isn't surprising.



Keep Quiet in Arkansas -
In Arkansas it is illegal for a person to blare the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9 p.m.

Can you imagine???



Target Practice? -
In Mount Vernon, Iowa, you can't shoot arrows into the street without written permission from the town council. Hopefully target practice isn't a good enough reason to get permission.

This way you won't get struck by an arrow! Hopefully.



In Derby, Kan., it is considered a misdemeanor to screech your tires while driving. This heinous act can get you up to 30 days in jail.

That'll teach ya!



Who You Gonna Call? -
In Dunn, N.C., it is illegal to drive through a cemetery without purpose. Wearing a 'Ghost Busters' costume should be enough to communicate your purpose to any nearby police officers.

Do people actually drive around in a cometary without purpose?



Your Dog Rides Inside -
In Alaska it is illegal to tie a dog to the roof of your car. As far as we're aware, there's still no law against tying a bunch of dogs to the front of your sled.

What about lambs?



Keep it Clean -
In Rockville, Md., you will be slapped with a misdemeanor if caught swearing while on a highway. Luckily, you'll only be fined if your profane language is uttered "within the hearing of persons passing by." If a driver curses in Rockville and no one is there to hear him, does he make a sound?

What about using profanity at work?



Hands to Yourself -
In University City, Mo., you cannot honk the horn of someone else's car. Tooting your own horn, however, is entirely legal.

(I can't believe I'm about to ask this!) What about having sex in the car?



Audible Warnings -
In New Jersey, drivers are required to beep their car horns before passing another vehicle. Technically, the law requires "audible warning" with a "warning device," so feel free to ditch your horn and get creative.

ROAD HOG! YOU JERK! SLOW POKE! PUT THE METAL TO THE PEDAL!



Green Thumbs Beware -
In Blairstown, N.J., it is illegal to plant trees in the middle of the street. Luckily most people find it very difficult to do in the first place.

Wait till there's no traffic.



No Shirt, No Shoes ...
In Sag Harbor, N.Y., it is illegal to disrobe in your car.

Does this include having sex?



Tastes Like Asphalt
In West Virginia, it is perfectly legal, for road maintenance purposes, to scavenge road kill. What's for dinner?

I picked up something on the side of the road.



Pied Pipers Need Not Apply
In Hilton Head, S.C., you cannot leave trash in your vehicle out of fear of attracting rats.

Gotta quick clean out my car.

You know how I love the American flag? Well this is for Ruela. There are others in this world who may love their flag as much as I do mine. Now we have Portuguese lambs.

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Top 11 Dining Fouls

Top 11 Dining Fouls

Judith Haeusler, Getty Images According to Miss Manners and other etiquette pros, these are some of the most offensive things you can do at the dinner table. So, unless you want to get nixed from next year's Thanksgiving list, you should probably suppress the urge to...

11. Lick your fingers and smack your lips while exclaiming "that was finger-lickin' good!"

10. Loudly announce “I’m stuffed” or “I shouldn’t have eaten all of that” while rubbing your belly and unbuttoning your pants.

9. Blow your nose into your napkin or cough without covering your mouth...especially while passing the potatoes.

8. Leave food on your fork then wildly wave it around as you talk.

7. Before eating, cut up your entire plate of food into tiny bite-sized pieces.

6. Pile as much turkey, mashed potatoes, peas and stuffing on your fork as you can, then stuff the entire thing in your mouth.

5. Rock back in your chair so just the rear legs are touching. Grab onto your neighbor every time you start to lose your balance.

4. Tuck your napkin into your collar, belt, or between the buttons of your shirt.

3. Pick all the food out of your teeth with a toothpick, your fingernail, a dinner knife or your tongue. Better yet, take out your findings to examine them.

2. Use your knife or fork to dig out any food or dirt lodged under your fingernails. Leave your "treasure" on the side of the plate.

1. Participate in the conversation despite a mouth full of food or drink.


You may think I put too many lambs in this post. Oh well. You have to realize this is a lamb blog and you come here expecting to see lambs. I added the pink lamb for pink who likes the color pink. If you do think too many lambs are in this post, (too bad) consider this, I was going to add more lambs at the end of each sentence and put more lambs on top of this post. I like these lambs a lot so expect to see more in my posts. I'm going to put them to work.

Four and Five Lambs of the Apocalypse

/t. did this over at his blogs and I added my own version.

/t.'s blogs - mopo & codepo()