Little Lamb is on vacation. She is sitting around playing solitaire and being lazy. She'ws having the time of her life. When the mood strikes her, she even cleans her room a bit.
She decided she was going to get a flu shot so she doesn't get the flu. She hates being sick. She called the local drugstore which is probably known across the United States. She called from her cell phone. She got an automated voice asking her all sorts of questions, none of which pertained to the flu shot. She was asked about the phone number she was calling from. The automated voice wanted to know if they had it on file. Little Lamb said she didn't know. She wondered to herself, if they know she's calling from the number she's calling from, why can't the voice just look it up? That's what gets these automated voices all shook up. They try to get a yes or no answer and don't get one, so then they let you talk to a real live honest to goodness person. They actually breathe air and eat food. Imagine that! I have to remember that just in case I have to talk to another live person.
Well, she got her flu shot,but the lady who gave it to her really gave it to her! LIttler Lamb was in tears it hurt so bad. That lady jabbed it into Little Lambs armn and it hurt after that. Little Lamb recovered nicely. She may select a different drug store for the swine flu shot.
She gets flu shots every year.
Why I told the story in the way I did, I have no idea.