One day Seymour decided to go visit Canada to see what it was like. He heard they had very pretty scenery and he wanted to see for himself. He finally arrived in Canada. He decided to look for a bar and meet the locals. That's where the trouble started. He got drunk with a bad crowd. They were punk turtles at the El Macombo and he took off his shell and ran naked through the streets of Toronto. Well he got arrested and sent back to the States.
He arrived back in the States safely. He went walking around just taking in the sights and he saw this scarey looking werewolf and started to run away! The werewolf was trying to help the turtle, but Seymour didn't realize that.
Little Lamb
was jumping rope as she usually does and saw Seymour. She invited him home and to live happily ever after. He ended up being the shepherd of the lambs at Little Lamb's space and the werewolf Lon ended up being the shepherd of the lambs at mo'po. So all the lambs will be safe.I need to think of a good story. Give me some time.
16 comments:
so,
seymour the turtle
and lon the werewolf
now have a lot in common
i like the way you work images of the characters into your stories, little lamb -- gives the story a dimension it would lack otherwise
/t.
They both have the same jobs watching the lambs.
Thank you for the compliment.
What's good about shackin' up with a turtle?
I don't know. No one has shacked up with Seymour. I guess you get all the room and the turtle doesn't take up a lot of room, if you think about it. Waht do you say, Pug?
But...but...what happens when the lambs grow into big woolly sheep? And did Seymour get his shell back...maybe he could knit himself a nice wool jumpsuit to stay warm....
Fun story. :)
Well then, I suppose it's alright. I officially give my approval.
Thanks for the story. Looking forward to more adventures of Seymour the Turtle. May I suggest, Turtle and the Wicked Witch,Turtle and the Poison Apple, Turtle Goes to the Movies, Turtle Goes on Holiday, Turtle meets the wicked Fox,Turtle Goes to the Sea.
Carina, Indded, did Seymour get his shell back? We shall have to find out.
Pug I hear you've got to watch out for Little Lamb and Seymour. She has been known to sneak off with Seymour.
Lex, how about if Seymour visits you and meets Merlin? Hopefully I can steel the picture you have on you site.
hmmmm... that seymour can be a wild and crazy guy - i'll have to invite him to my next soiree. i'm surprised he didn't run into /t up there in canda - then again - it is a big place...
but i really don't trust lon watching the sheep - i recall this was a concern of yours a while back LL. have you changed your mind? what makes you think the werewolf is trustworthy shepherd the lambs? seems like a fine way to tempt fate.
bird,
do not
be casting aspirsions
on my werewolf -- Lon is a good man, er, wolfman, and shepherd for the lambs -- further, according to Little Lamb, he and Dolly7 are close...
/t.
How about a porno involving the turtle, the lamb, and two Siamese midgets?
Bird, I said good things about Lon so /t. would be happy. Seymour may have to go back to Canada to get his shell.
/bark bark bark
im down with lon.
/grrr
What do you mean?
i have no wish to make /t unhappy, no not at all.
and i'd like to give lon the benefit of the doubt, but i have my eye on him. as do my relatives.
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