For Ruela, to keep him warm...
Little Lamb said...Oh Ruela, how sad. Fire!
Ruela said...
LL
it's cold ;)
Little Lamb said...
cold fire? how can fire be cold?
Ruela said...
LL
not the fire ;)
it's very cold in here...and I´m sensitive to cold...
/t. said...
try
lighting up
a christmas lamb?
:)
Ruela said...
/t.
good idea...a red light came on
light my fire LL :)
Little Lamb said...
Oh Ruela, My lambs may never speak to me again.
53 comments:
i
have
a lighter
/t.
As you see we don't need one. You are a bad influence, /t. My lambs are not happy about this.
i
have
fire
retardant sprays.
Maybe you should spray all the lambs then, to keep them safe.
oops, i'm out..
but anyway
you are a bad mommy..
setting your lambs aflame..
all for a beau..
Ruela and I are just friends.
Do you think this will win him back?
Oh how awful! I am bad! Shame on me! I should be ashamed of myself.
:-(
and
some
gasoline
/t.
Oh /t.! Look what you and Ruela made me do! For shame!
Does it look like a need a lighter and gasoline?
where
are the
rest of the lambs?
/t.
the rest of the lambs?!?? You want more lambs to burn? Isn't three enough?!??
Over at Ruela's you said "a" Christmas lamb, not three. I put my Christmas lambs on fire for Ruela and you wnat more lambs to burn.
FOR SHAME!!!!
You should make me stop! But no, you want me to burn them all!
NO, LL!
i think you
should turn over
the rest of the flock to a kind and trusted shepherd like Lon before any more of the lambs are cooked!
i have gasoline for Lon's motorboat to come over and pick you up and take you someplace safe
<3
just
until you;re
well again, LL,
and released from bedlamb
/t.
Oh, I see. And how come you said you had a lighter? huh? Huh? Answer that one!
What!??!? Until I'm released from bedlamb?
Now you think I've gone off the deep end.
well, LL,
pyromania is
a sign of serious
mental disturbance...
and about the lighter... how better to get the attention of a crazed and deranged fire starter?
¤ ¤ ¤
/t.
Ok, I see how it is. You think I'm the deranged one. Nevermind the fact that you suggested to Ruela about lighting a Christmas lamb.
Nevermind the fact about you setting Dolly on fire. That's ok. You do it all the time. You even made Dolly a Christmas lamb. That's ok. You light up lambs all the time and that's ok.
The one time I light up three lambs you're ready to call South Oaks and have me committed. What gives?
just
yankin'
yer chain, LL
burn 'em all -- it's fun, eh?!?
/t.
I cannot admit it, to you, /t. The lambs would never forgive me. Shhhh, yes it's fun. But you didn't hear it from me, ok? It'll be our little secret.
just
between
you and me
and the four sides of this little comment box, LL ;)
¤ ¤ ¤
/t.
No, /t. this has to remain between you and me. And only you and me. It'll be our little secret.
and me....
trust me..
the ole sudsy one can keep all kinds of secrets..
hicks!@oops..
Oh no! The foamy one knows about our secret /t.!
You told!
he did?
i thought it was you who told me, little lamb..
May I assume you aren’t dining on mutton on Christmas Day?
Foam, Oh foam, maybe I did. After all, it's out in the open now.
SSN, No, we're having either turkey breat or ham.
LL, can't you see it's one of /t's cheapest tricks...
are the lambs jumping the rope ?? yes, they are.
do they look happy ?? yes, they do.
do they look alive ?? yes, they do .
they are happy, LL...you are responsible for their actual happiness, that's all !!
mmmnnn, flames are...immmaterial !!
Kind of want to tell everybody
Goldfish bowl (wee fish)
a baby lamb (ewe)
a girl horse (mare)
some herons (egrets)
and a moose (not Bullwinkle, even though I'm a big fan.)
So, repeat that two more times and end with an ear hopping along the ground and you have:
Wee Fish Ewe A Mare Egrets Moose
Wee Fish Ewe A Mare Egrets Moose
Wee Fish Ewe A Mare Egrets Moose
and a hoppy new ear!
(do I smell burning wool?)
LL,
you told foamie?
and nick? and boneman?
and CARMEN?!?
well, confession is good for the soul, LL... but now we have no secrets!
/t.
Carmen, the lambs do look happy. Oh good, they're not mad at me. What a relief!
Boneman, Loved the song. Go ahead and tell everybody. Yes, I'm afraid you do smell burning wool.
/t. You made me do it.
LIGHT MY FIRE
(Densmore/Krieger/Manzarek/Morrison)
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah
The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
I like that. :-)
/t, LL has no secrets that she can't share with us...
better look inside yourself....
( i shudder)
don't pass guilt onto sweet LL... you are mean...you are the real arsonist...
i think it's ruela who's the pyromaniac..
come to think about it..
i think it was /t. who told me about your little secret after all.
/t. is the real arsonist. He sets lambs on fire and suggested to Ruela to set a lamb on fire.
Foamy you read it here first.
little secret?????????????????????
there is no little secret anymore. It has all been revealed.
You seem to be interested in secrets.
Well, I have secrets. Lots of them.
carmen,
if you could
see into my soul,
you'd be simultaneously struck dumb and go blind (and possibly burst into flame, but that would be the lambs doing)
/t.
"the lamb"? he called me "the lamb"! Now all I am to him is "the lamb"! And he's blaming me AGAIN when this one is not my fault. I won't take the blame for this one!
Well since /t wouldn't oblige with more lamb alight...he forced LL into lambicide.
So sad.
But yum.
xx
pinks
what secrets, little lamb?
Pink, It was /t. and Ruela who did it to me this time.
foamy, Oh this and that.
yes...what secrets?
foam????????
These are secrets I don't tell to just anybody.
foam is not a secret of mine.
and
i won't tell
your deepest darkest
most embarrassing, disgusting, and vile secrets are still safe with me, LL... at least until that hollywood tattle rag gets back to me with a decent offer...
/t.
Oh no! Not that one! How much are they offering you?
so far...
...carry the 2...
...21 cents
/t.
I can offer you 25 cents to keep quiet.
$US
or
$CDN?
/t.
for a quarter, which ever one you want.
i'll
have to
think about it
/t.
You do that.
/t, you don't intimidate me....
i am simultaneously struck dumb and go blind daily when i look into the mirror...lol
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