it's not quite cold enough for an igloo yet -- we're still inside of our wood-frame brick bungalow with all utilities & conveniences -- soon, tho -- and it's just us and the sled team and the polar bears!
i guess you miss all of this living as far south as you do...
actually, little lamb, she does do all of that and more, and i'm thinking i just might keep her around (but i must say, little lamb, she is nowhere near as orange as you, nor is she nearly as good at jumping rope)
Keep my head down. Well i guess that's better than nothing. I don't know what to post on it. Maybe that's the problem. She seems to be very intelligent and I never know what to post there.
No, /t. "we" won't make the top of the list, "you" may, but I probalby won't. I read what you wrote. What i said made more sense because i was honest. Honesty is the best policy.
lamb i was paintin' mostly on thanksgiving...fun work...we mad a meal, ate it. we had no pressure so *whew* it was business as usual. snow in orlando! love it.
k9 I don't miss the snow at all. Too cold and hard to get to work and hard to get home again. Lots of delays, at least that's how it was when I lived up north.
Abbott: Well, Costello, I'm going to New York with you. Bucky Harris the Yankee's manager gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.
Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.
Abbott: I certainly do.
Costello: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.
Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.
Costello: You mean funny names?
Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...
Costello: His brother Daffy
Abbott: Daffy Dean...
Costello: And their French cousin.
Abbott: French?
Costello: Goofe'
Abbott: Goofe' Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
Costello: That's what I want to find out.
Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You gonna be the coach too?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names.
Abbott: Well I should.
Costello: Well then who's on first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The first baseman.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy playing...
Abbott: Who is on first!
Costello: I'm asking you who's on first.
Abbott: That's the man's name.
Costello: That's who's name?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's who?
Abbott: Yes. PAUSE
Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: Who's playing first?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every dollar of it.
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy that gets...
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Who gets the money...
Abbott: He does, every dollar of it. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Costello: Who's wife?
Abbott: Yes. PAUSE
Abbott: What's wrong with that?
Costello: I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: How does he sign...
Abbott: That's how he signs it.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Yes. PAUSE
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guys name on first base.
Abbott: No. What is on second base.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first.
Costello: One base at a time!
Abbott: Well, don't change the players around.
Costello: I'm not changing nobody!
Abbott: Take it easy, buddy.
Costello: I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: OK.
Abbott: Alright. PAUSE
Costello: What's the guy's name on first base?
Abbott: No. What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on third, we're not talking about him.
Costello: Now how did I get on third base?
Abbott: Why you mentioned his name.
Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?
Abbott: No. Who's playing first.
Costello: What's on base?
Abbott: What's on second.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on third.
Costello: There I go, back on third again! PAUSE
Costello: Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it.
Abbott: Alright, what do you want to know?
Costello: Now who's playing third base?
Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?
Costello: What am I putting on third.
Abbott: No. What is on second.
Costello: You don't want who on second?
Abbott: Who is on first.
Costello: I don't know. Together: Third base! PAUSE
Costello: Look, you gotta outfield?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The left fielder's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: I just thought I'd ask you.
Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.
Costello: Then tell me who's playing left field.
Abbott: Who's playing first.
Costello: I'm not...stay out of the infield!!! I want to know what's the guy's name in left field?
Abbott: No, What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first!
Costello: I don't know. Together: Third base! PAUSE
Costello: The left fielder's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: Because!
Abbott: Oh, he's center field. PAUSE
Costello: Look, You gotta pitcher on this team?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The pitcher's name?
Abbott: Tomorrow.
Costello: You don't want to tell me today?
Abbott: I'm telling you now.
Costello: Then go ahead.
Abbott: Tomorrow!
Costello: What time?
Abbott: What time what?
Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?
Abbott: Now listen. Who is not pitching.
Costello: I'll break you're arm if you say who's on first!!! I want to know what's the pitcher's name?
Abbott: What's on second.
Costello: I don't know. Together: Third base! PAUSE
Costello: Gotta a catcher?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: The catcher's name?
Abbott: Today.
Costello: Today, and tomorrow's pitching.
Abbott: Now you've got it.
Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team. PAUSE
Costello: You know I'm a catcher too.
Abbott: So they tell me.
Costello: I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out at first. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
Costello: I don't even know what I'm talking about! PAUSE
Abbott: That's all you have to do.
Costello: Is to throw the ball to first base.
Abbott: Yes!
Costello: Now who's got it?
Abbott: Naturally. PAUSE
Costello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it. Now who has it?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Naturally?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
Abbott: No you don't you throw the ball to Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's different.
Costello: That's what I said.
Abbott: you're not saying it...
Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally.
Abbott: You throw it to Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's what I said!
Abbott: You ask me.
Costello: I throw the ball to who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Now you ask me.
Abbott: You throw the ball to Who?
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU!!! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn!
79 comments:
this
is nice,
little lamb,
though i also
got a kick out of
k9's festive holiday offering :)
/t.
Eat more turkey? Happy T-Day!
Thank you, /t.
Enjoy your day, p.kid!
hey there,
little turkey
i think we need to
start calling p.kid
by his signature name: phos, short for the phosgene kid
eat lots of lambs!
/t.
hello there and good morning to you, /t. lamb!
Maybe we should ask him what he prefers to be called.
Eat lots of humans!
i see
you've
found the
cooking sherry,
little lamb -- well, i guess it is just after noon there...
enjoy your holiday!
/t.
Cooking sherry? Where would I get such a thing?
My eat human comment was to your eat lambs comment.
Thank you, I shall enjoy Thanksgiving. you enjoy today too.
I can't stop eating, going to explode. Happy thanksgiving!
Gobble! Gobble!!
Thank you Ricardo! Same to you!
/bark bark bark
are you stuffed? i know that you had a perfect weather day yesterday.
/grrr
yes, last night I was stuffed. It was nice. Did you have a nice Thanksgiving?
is this
a picture
of the turkey
that you ate, little lamb?
it kind of looks like it might be someone's pet turkey
/t.
To my knowledge did not eat that turkey. but who knows?
who are
you going to
eat for easter,
little lamb?
/t.
Who knows? Who are you going to eat, /t.?
i meant
what, little lamb
what are you going to eat -- i wasn't thinking dolly7 even in passing, little lamb -- really
what am i going to eat? maybe dolly7... just kidding... i don't even know what i'm having for supper tonight
/t.
We had leftover turkey for supper.
Maybe you'll have leftovers too, /t.
I will not eat Dolly7 for easter. That's too far away to think about. Maybe we'll have some ham.
so,
lambs
eat hams,
little lamb?
how about clams?
you may be right about leftovers for tonight
/t.
I eat clams too. YOu know, /t. you can always ask what you're eating for supper. Just a suggestion.
ok,
what am i
eating for supper?
please don't tell me it's clams
/t.
I don't know, you silly - you can ask the person who is fixing you dinner, silly boy.
right.
got you!
that's a very,
very good point, little lamb.
thank you!
/t.
You're welcome, /t. Did you ask yet?
no,
little lamb
i'm the one that
is getting supper tonight
/t.
Oh. I didn't know that. I guess you haven't decided what to make.
steak soup
beef
just came in from shovelling the walk... it's snowing here... soon be time to put up the igloo for the winter, little lamb
/t.
Snow? What's that? You said you were already in the igloo? Which is it? Are you in the igloo now or later?
later,
little lamb
it's not quite
cold enough for
an igloo yet -- we're still inside of our wood-frame brick bungalow with all utilities & conveniences -- soon, tho -- and it's just us and the sled team and the polar bears!
i guess you miss all of this living as far south as you do...
/t.
Yes< I guess I do miss all that really cold weather you northerners have. It snowed in Orlando recently.
Steak and soup, huh? Are you cooking?
no,
not steak
and soup...
beef steak soup
with barley and vegetables, and yes, i'll heat it in time for the rest of the tribe to wander in and eat it
oh, i think we have dinner rolls tonight, too, to go with the soup
it's homemade -- my wife made it
/t.
Oh, so you're just going to heat up the soup and serve dinner rolls with it that your wife made.
You need to keep her around. She makes sure you eat. And she protects the little lambs from being eaten. :)
actually,
little lamb,
she does do all
of that and more,
and i'm thinking i just might keep her around (but i must say, little lamb, she is nowhere near as orange as you, nor is she nearly as good at jumping rope)
/t.
You seem to like both of us. You see the good in us. I guess you'll have to keep both of us in your life.
i'll try,
little lamb
but i think that
enemy is shooting at us
/t.
enemyoftherepublic? How?
on your cbox
she just missed us!
go look, little lamb, but keep your head down...
/t.
I don't know what she meant by that, /t.? Will you protect me?
of course,
little lamb
i told you to keep
your head down didn't i?
maybe we should go over to her blog and leave her something on her new post... but what, little lamb, what?
/t.
Keep my head down. Well i guess that's better than nothing. I don't know what to post on it. Maybe that's the problem. She seems to be very intelligent and I never know what to post there.
that's it!
BRILLIANT!
little lamb, that's perfect!
i'm going over to enemy's blog and post a comment right now...
/t.
ok have fun. I may join you.
there,
little lamb
when she gets around to blogging about all of the whackos she's met online, we're sure to be at the top of her list now :)
/t.
No, /t. "we" won't make the top of the list, "you" may, but I probalby won't. I read what you wrote. What i said made more sense because i was honest. Honesty is the best policy.
but,
little lamb...
i was honest, too
/t.
Oh /t., maybe we both will make the top of the list of whacko's. We shall see what we shall see.
well,
little lamb
if she ever
puts it to a vote,
i'll nominate you for top of the whacko list, just because i like you so much!
/t.
Oh no, /t. you're too kind. YOu should go first. I'll nominate you for first place, because I like you, too, so much.
hmmm,
you are a
real friend,
little lamb...
( now i'll have to hate you :)
/t.
I don't want you to hate me, /t. but it is for your own good.
well,
ok then,
little lamb
i trust you to do the right thing
/t.
Thank you, /t. Ir really is the right thing to do. you'll be famous.
you
think so,
little lamb?
well, ok then
/t.
are
you sure
that you wouldn't
like to be the famous
one instead, little lamb?
i'm going to go and eat my delicious steak soup now...
c u l8r, ll
/t.
I'm positive. you should have that honor.
Enjoy your steak soup. If you hurry back, I may still be here.
steak
soup enjoyed,
little lamb...
back in the blogging saddle again -- did you have fun visiting jodi? some pretty strange stuff going on in there...
/t.
/bark bark bark
lamb i was paintin' mostly on thanksgiving...fun work...we mad a meal, ate it. we had no pressure so *whew* it was business as usual. snow in orlando! love it.
/grrr
k9 I don't miss the snow at all. Too cold and hard to get to work and hard to get home again. Lots of delays, at least that's how it was when I lived up north.
Yes pretty strange stuff at jodi's. You know strange people.
i know
jodia & k9,
and you, little lamb
so, how strange is that?
snow in florida sounds pretty strange to me
/t.
jodia?
k9 and I are not strange. I'm different. You're the strange one.
Snow in Florida does sound strange.
jodia = jodi
you couldn't guess?
/t.
That's what I thought. Just wanted to make sure.
I did! Hurray for me!
You did what pug? eat lots of turkey? Me too!
maybe
he guessed
jodia = jodi
or maybe he ate lots of turkey
or maybe he ate jodi
/t.
You've got to wonder about this person who is known as pug. He could be some famous movie star living in Malibu.
i guess
he could be
if he's really a he,
and is really living,
and is really in malibu,
and if his name is really pug
/t.
I'm just guessing. he still could be someone famous and not live in malibu. Or maybe he's just plain folk. Who really knows who is who online?
who's
on first.
/t.
what's on second.
naturally.
/t.
I don't know is on third
Abbott: Well, Costello, I'm going to New York with you. Bucky Harris the Yankee's manager gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.
Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.
Abbott: I certainly do.
Costello: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.
Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.
Costello: You mean funny names?
Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...
Costello: His brother Daffy
Abbott: Daffy Dean...
Costello: And their French cousin.
Abbott: French?
Costello: Goofe'
Abbott: Goofe' Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
Costello: That's what I want to find out.
Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You gonna be the coach too?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names.
Abbott: Well I should.
Costello: Well then who's on first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The first baseman.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy playing...
Abbott: Who is on first!
Costello: I'm asking you who's on first.
Abbott: That's the man's name.
Costello: That's who's name?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's who?
Abbott: Yes. PAUSE
Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: Who's playing first?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every dollar of it.
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy that gets...
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Who gets the money...
Abbott: He does, every dollar of it. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Costello: Who's wife?
Abbott: Yes. PAUSE
Abbott: What's wrong with that?
Costello: I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: How does he sign...
Abbott: That's how he signs it.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Yes. PAUSE
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guys name on first base.
Abbott: No. What is on second base.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first.
Costello: One base at a time!
Abbott: Well, don't change the players around.
Costello: I'm not changing nobody!
Abbott: Take it easy, buddy.
Costello: I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: OK.
Abbott: Alright. PAUSE
Costello: What's the guy's name on first base?
Abbott: No. What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on third, we're not talking about him.
Costello: Now how did I get on third base?
Abbott: Why you mentioned his name.
Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?
Abbott: No. Who's playing first.
Costello: What's on base?
Abbott: What's on second.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on third.
Costello: There I go, back on third again! PAUSE
Costello: Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it.
Abbott: Alright, what do you want to know?
Costello: Now who's playing third base?
Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?
Costello: What am I putting on third.
Abbott: No. What is on second.
Costello: You don't want who on second?
Abbott: Who is on first.
Costello: I don't know. Together: Third base! PAUSE
Costello: Look, you gotta outfield?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The left fielder's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: I just thought I'd ask you.
Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.
Costello: Then tell me who's playing left field.
Abbott: Who's playing first.
Costello: I'm not...stay out of the infield!!! I want to know what's the guy's name in left field?
Abbott: No, What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first!
Costello: I don't know. Together: Third base! PAUSE
Costello: The left fielder's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: Because!
Abbott: Oh, he's center field. PAUSE
Costello: Look, You gotta pitcher on this team?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The pitcher's name?
Abbott: Tomorrow.
Costello: You don't want to tell me today?
Abbott: I'm telling you now.
Costello: Then go ahead.
Abbott: Tomorrow!
Costello: What time?
Abbott: What time what?
Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?
Abbott: Now listen. Who is not pitching.
Costello: I'll break you're arm if you say who's on first!!! I want to know what's the pitcher's name?
Abbott: What's on second.
Costello: I don't know. Together: Third base! PAUSE
Costello: Gotta a catcher?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: The catcher's name?
Abbott: Today.
Costello: Today, and tomorrow's pitching.
Abbott: Now you've got it.
Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team. PAUSE
Costello: You know I'm a catcher too.
Abbott: So they tell me.
Costello: I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out at first. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
Costello: I don't even know what I'm talking about! PAUSE
Abbott: That's all you have to do.
Costello: Is to throw the ball to first base.
Abbott: Yes!
Costello: Now who's got it?
Abbott: Naturally. PAUSE
Costello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it. Now who has it?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Naturally?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
Abbott: No you don't you throw the ball to Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's different.
Costello: That's what I said.
Abbott: you're not saying it...
Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally.
Abbott: You throw it to Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's what I said!
Abbott: You ask me.
Costello: I throw the ball to who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Now you ask me.
Abbott: You throw the ball to Who?
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU!!! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn!
Abbott: What?
Costello: I said I don't give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop.
Costello: (makes screaming sound)
How did you get all of that? Did you google it?
here's
the audio
Who's On First
(mp3)
/t.
Hopefully I'll be able to save it.
What about the lamb above?
the lamb
on first?
she might be
dolly7's sister
/t.
yopu
can see
the family
resemblence...
/t.
Hmmmmm, kind of spooky looking if you ask me.
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