Dolly narrowly escapesfrom /t.'s horror house and runs to find Little Lamb...
Dolly : LL! I've escaped and boy was that scarey! It was not fun at all like I thought it would be.
Little Lamb : Dolly! I thought I'd never see you again!
Dolly : I don't want that mean man near me ever again. I want that restraining order.
Little Lamb : Ok, here it is.
/t. is to stay away from a harmless lamb named Dolly7.
/t is not allowed anywhere near Dolly to do anything to her. He cannot shear off her wool, cuddle her, pet her, be mean to her, or anything.
If he does come near her, he will be put in jail.
Signed
The Restraining Order People
62 comments:
i see
it all is
official with
the signature of
the restraining order people, so i guess i'll have to obey the law now or i'll end up in jail like that other hapless sad sack
dolly7 is safe, little lamb -- i have DOLLY8™ to amuse me now...
/t.
Poor, poor Dolly8. Maybe we should kidnap her and protect her too.
better not,
little lamb --
that would be against
the law -- & i'd hate to see
you doing hard time in the pen... the pen... get it? -- the pen...
HHAAA AHAHA AHHAHA HAHAHAHA AHHAHAH AHAHAH AHAHAH AHAHHAHA AHA A HAH AHAHAH HAHAH AHHAH AHAHA HA AH AH AHAHA HAHA HAHHA HAH AHAHAHAH AHAH AHAHA AHA HAAHAHAH HAHA A HA!
/t.
Does this mean you can be mean to your lamb?
What did your lamb ever do to you for you to be mean to her?
mean(!)
no, little lamb
i'll be as gentle
with her as a... umm, as gentle as a... it's on the tip of my tongue, little lamb... as gentle as a...
oh darn -- i just can't think of the word...
/t.
A butcher?
no,
little lamb
something gentle
you know, as gentle as a _ _ _ _
/t.
You're not very gentle. You scare the lambs. My guess is Hannibal Lector.
no
i'm afraid
you have me
all wrong, little lamb
i'll go think about it some more...
as gentle as a _ _ _ _...
as gentle as a _ _ _ _...
as gentle as a _ _ _ _...
/t.
Let me see...
work
jobs
lies
but it can't be any of those...
dogs
lion
pets
More like gentle as a lion. Or even a wolf.
That's it! Gentle as a wolf! Wolves aren't very gentle, /t.
Reminds me of "Wooly" a virtual sheep that would wander across your monitor. A flying saucer would come along drop off a black sheep and suddenly you have more Woolies wandering around your screen. This went on until you had so many Wooliess it was impossible to see what you were doing.
That soumds really interesting. Where can I get tbat? It sounds like a nice screen saver.
Thanks for stopping by and come again.
maybe we need a flying saucer that instead of dropping off black sheep sucks up sheep and lambs of all kinds and deposits them in black holes.
in space, no one can hear you baaaa.
Baaa, baaa, baaa!
little lamb,
what have you done
to turn the tern to
the dark side? whatever it is -- cool! -- keep up the good work ;)
really, i'm sure she is just toying with you -- you being such a cute and cuddly little orange ball of fun and all -- you're just begging for a good toying, aren't you?
also, i see the p.kid visited -- always nice to see new faces... or new masks, as the case may be...
"no one can hear you baaaa."
"no one can hear you baaaa."
"no one can hear you baaaa."
some good ideas in there, eh?
/t.
One word - Kebabs. Sorry, but there you are.
hmmm,
am guessing
that would be
like Lamb-Kebabs
p.kid -- am liking you more and more all the time -- welcome!
/t.
hey,
little lamb
we have a new friend
and he likes lamb...
kebabs
/t.
/t. I don't know what I did to the bird. She doesn't like to see me in motion all the time.
A good toying? What do you mean, /t.?
I also visited the p. kid's blog.
Are you thinking of a new post using me, /t.?
p.kid, kebobs is what he probably is thinking of.
/t. you're a character!
little lamb,
being a tern,
she probably has
the eyesight of an eagle(!)
seeing you tirelessly skipping constantly, relentlessly... whoa... it's almost too much
that's just a guess
a good toying -- means nothing or whatever you want it to, i guess
i saw that you commented at p.kid's blog -- i did, too, and left you a 'hi' there
am thinking of a new post using you, little lamb... and a few more of the flock... and kebobs
technically, little lamb, i'm actually three characters:
/ t .
Bird probably does have very good eyesight, being a bird. Birds do seem to have good eyesight.
Your toying means something, not what I want to mean. You're up to something. I know you are.
Yes, I did comment on p.kid's blog. I did see you did too. I left a message for you there. I wemt back there.
little lamb,
toying means something
if you think it does, or nothing otherwise -- both views are ok
i got your message at p.kid's blog -- & yes, i do have a crush on you (so maybe toying does mean something after all :) -- but i didn't leave another message for you there because we really shouldn't run amok on his blog
pug's blog -- we can go nuts there
/t.
Why run amok or go nuts at anybody's blog? We have our own blogs to do that in.
it seems to me you don't want us to "ruin" your blog, but it seems its ok here. Why is that?
I see that Dolly used the "Short" Version of the Restraining Order. Nicely done.
I had a little longer version, but it didn't look right. And the post came out twice. I went to delete the second one the deleted the whole thing instead. So I came up with what you now see.
What will happen if Little Lamb and Dolly get into trouble? How will /t. rescue us?
of course
i want you
to ruin my blog,
little lamb
what did you have in mind?
pug enjoys us ruining his blog, or that is my impression -- he can correct me if i'm wrong
if you feel i am ruining your blog, little lamb... well, i don't know what you mean
with respect to p.kid, i just met him and linked his blog, and i don't know if he has even been to mo'po yet, so it would be unfriendly, i think, to charge into his with 100 inane comments
you're a very moody lamb sometimes
/t.
How am I moody?
I put comments on your blogs and you don't always answer them. Go look on your most recent posts. You haven't answered them.
No, you're not ruining my blog. I like when you come here. It seems we always talk here moren than on mo'po.
I think pug likes the comments.
ok,
now i
see what
you're saying
i don't always answer comments at mo'po right away because i'm usually elsewhere -- like here
but don't read too much into these things, little lamb -- i'm really just lazy about comments at my blogs, though i probably should try to be more on top of it (recognizing others probably like to be elsewhere, maybe even at mo'po(!), just as i do)...
i like talking to you, too
/t.
Of course you like talking to me. You have a crush on me and you even admit it.
I like talking to you too.
ok,
i answered
all comments
at mo'po... now,
please come over and ruin my blog
/t.
I answered you in one place.
thank you
for ruining
my blog, little lamb
if there is any way i can repay you, or lamb bebab you, please don't hesitate to ask
/t.
We should do that to each others blogs.
Lamb bebob?
yes,
it's like
a lamb kebab
from the 1950's
kind of a bebop kebab, or bebob
/t.
hmmm, I see. Ok.
or
maybe
it's a bebop
that's just happy
to see you, little lamb
/t.
Happy to see me?
yes
bebop & bebob
where bebob is bebop happy to see little lamb... mae west?
it's a joke...
/t.
Come up and see me sometime.
kind of
but more like
"is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
/t.
I see. Does that mean you won't come up and see me sometime?
i think
it means
we'll just
have to wait
and see what comes up
/t.
You two could never ruin my blog. One can never have too much of a good thing. Like nitrous oxide.
i see you two (little lamb and /t) have been discussing me as though i am not here. when i am indeed here.
and there.
and everywhere. (kind of like god, you know, if you believe in that sort of thing).
birds get around you know. and some of us do indeed have excellent eye sight. and sharp beaks. all the better to peck your eyes out with. so watch it! hah!
i am not toying with little lamb HERE, but i am certainly toying with LL elsewhere. perhaps i will toy with her here as well. why not. yes. why not indeed. i recently learned LL is not at all innocent and harmless. i suspected as much, but it's been confirmed now.
as for my dark side - i've always had one. you cannot turn a tern.
I have my moments.
pug,
except for
flooding your
blog comments
with inanity on inanity:
"oh, the inanity!" - herb morrison
and dumping greater and greater quantities of toxic and illegal characters into your comments,
we haven't even begun trying to ruin your blog...
give us time
/t.
bird,
have noticed
that, too, about
little miss lambster
little lamb,
moments? don't you mean geological epochs?
/t.
Huh?
moments?
right -- just
look at this whole
dolly7 thing... a little bit of teasing, and some flames, minor flames, and some dangerous equipment left running without adequate safeguards or supervision, and a mere hint of BBQ, and you overreact and get all defensive...
and at the end of the day, is dolly7 hurt? NO. she's fine.
so, moments? moments, little lamb?
HAH!
/t.
Only because I keep rescuing her. You almost burned that lamb to a crisp! I had to put her out!
i helped
/t.
How did you help put her out once she was on fire?
you forgot?
you forgot that
i nearly died risking
my own life (without a thought, i might add) to spring into action in my attempt to save her?
well, that's gratitude for you -- you forgot all about that, didn't you?
right.
/t.
Tell me about how you tried to save her. She doesn't remember it either.
well,
it's all
a bit hazy now,
probably from the adenalyn rush in those moments of most intense danger... i stood up... and walked over to her... and spit on her
and she was saved!
/t.
How generous.
praise
the Lord,
little lamb
i did only what
any other hero would have done in similar circumstance... well, maybe a bit more, but that's just me... always going that extra distance for the flock, you know?
/t.
No, I don't know. /t. I was being sarcastic. Your the one who put her on fire in the first place!
a slip,
little lamb
who knew lambs
were that flammable...
/t.
Isn't wool flamable?
apparently so
if you think we're
ruined our blogs enough
for now, then i'm going to
BBQ a lamb (just kidding) -- i'm having chicken for supper :) -- then i need to clone a dog for bird...
why do i feel like my life is one great zoo?
will check in later
/t.
Enjoy
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