uh...one more thing about pigs? You know...there's friendly and then there's not so much. Oh, i guess they're still smart....but I found this in a news bit: A pony-size pig who held an Australian woman hostage for 10 days inside her home will be removed on Wednesday to a piggery, where his bacon will be saved by a stint on stud duties, rangers said. The 176 pound pig, nicknamed Bruce, kept self-confessed animal lover Caroline Hayes, 63, in her farmhouse near Uki, in northern New South Wales State, with aggressive demands to be fed, even headbutting her bedroom door at night. "I picked up a broom and poked him out with it and he snapped it in half with his mouth," Hayes told Australian media.
She said the pushy pig was as big as a "Shetland pony" and wandered onto her property 11 days ago after being let loose in surrounding rainforest by neighbors. "One of its eyes it couldn't see out of, so I put cream in it and I fixed its back up. But apparently it's actually claimed my land and claimed my place," Hayes said.
Len Hing, a pest animal ranger from the local Tweed Lismore Rural Lands Protection Board, told Australian Broadcasting Corp. radio that Bruce was friendly, but his large size made him a handful when he was hungry. "I wouldn't like to see the pig go as a pet anywhere because he could become a potentially dangerous animal," he said. Rangers were to remove the pig on Wednesday and take him to a piggery where he was to be placed on stud duty, Hing said.
it's actually today .. i think .. i'm not too late .. i think .. errrrrrhummm.. happy birthday to you happy birthday to uuuuu happy birthday to to yououuuuuuuuuuuu happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuu..
I wanted to write to you and thank you for your friendship. I also wanted to apologize for being unworthy of that friendship. It's time for me to say goodbye and to retreat from humanity. I am not human and I never have been human. I have tried so hard to fit in with humanity, but I find that I can do nothing but fail. I do hate myself.
For the sake of you and the others I've interfaced with in the past, I must withdraw from humanity. I'm a wretch that has been unworthy.
lessee... is it ever too late to offer Happy Birthdays to folks? I mean really?
It is more a celebration of the years behind you (no. not like that...come away from the mirror. There's nothing on your behind....) It's like your first birthday? You finished your first year. So, if that's the case, can't a person be fashionably late all the following year?
wait. /t is brnging the Canadian, which will be really easy for him to remember... You're the one bringing the chocolate sauce, aren't you? Anna-Lys is bringing ice cream, Dianne the whipped cream, and Foam is bringing her appetite. I'm making the pie, and since the oven's broken and the pears aren't ripe till nearer the end of the month, I guess there's lots of time for you and /t to get 'kinky' if,...you know. That's what you're doing in that grillmaster, there...
personally, I think pumpkin carving as a sport is in bad taste. If they would just eat the danged things! But, nnnnoooo.... we can carve a scary face, we can carve a cat and stars. But, do they eat it?
I still think /t. told Dolly that the 'grillmaster' was a tanning bed, poor little thing I guess she thought the basting sauce he gave her was sunscreen. ♥ oxoxo :)
Dont listen to /t. Lil Lambie, I'm not pulling your woolly little leggies my sweet, he's just pulling the wool over your eyes. :) Did Dolly happen to smell like rosemary,sage and lemon? ♥
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59 comments:
WOW!
is that
little dolly7?
she sure looks svelt now that she's lost all of that bulky wool :)
¤ ¤ ¤
/t.
you're welcome, dolly7
red suits dolly..
oh no!
poooooor dolly :(
xx
pinks
uh...one more thing about pigs?
You know...there's friendly and then there's not so much.
Oh, i guess they're still smart....but I found this in a news bit:
A pony-size pig who held an Australian woman hostage for 10 days inside her home will be removed on Wednesday to a piggery, where his bacon will be saved by a stint on stud duties, rangers said.
The 176 pound pig, nicknamed Bruce, kept self-confessed animal lover Caroline Hayes, 63, in her farmhouse near Uki, in northern New South Wales State, with aggressive demands to be fed, even headbutting her bedroom door at night.
"I picked up a broom and poked him out with it and he snapped it in half with his mouth," Hayes told Australian media.
She said the pushy pig was as big as a "Shetland pony" and wandered onto her property 11 days ago after being let loose in surrounding rainforest by neighbors.
"One of its eyes it couldn't see out of, so I put cream in it and I fixed its back up. But apparently it's actually claimed my land and claimed my place," Hayes said.
Len Hing, a pest animal ranger from the local Tweed Lismore Rural Lands Protection Board, told Australian Broadcasting Corp. radio that Bruce was friendly, but his large size made him a handful when he was hungry.
"I wouldn't like to see the pig go as a pet anywhere because he could become a potentially dangerous animal," he said.
Rangers were to remove the pig on Wednesday and take him to a piggery where he was to be placed on stud duty, Hing said.
/t. Dolly says thank you. This is the first compliment she's gotten from you.
**¤ ¤** , if you like skinny lambs.
Pink, yes Pink, now Dolly is bald. No wool.
Boneman, that's some story. A pig held someone captive.
Why was /t. grilling Dolly? Was he investigating her for something nefarious?
That's a good question.
Hello Dolly. It's good to have you back where you belong.
Dolly says thank you. She likes you.
Poor Dolly, the indignities she has to endure at the hands of /t.
Don't worry Lil Lamb and Dolly, I will make /t. knit you a 'code jumper' and then you wont be cold this Fall & Winter. :) ♥ xoxox
Got that /t. you naughty boy!
Lil Lamb that's a true story that Boney told you about the pig, I saw it on the news, Bruce was a very big pig, with piggish behaviour and manners! ;)
Dolly's wool will grow back. But she is pretty skinny now. What's a code jumper? Yes, have /t. make us all one.
wow! A real life pig held someone captive. I never heard of such a thing!
Happy Birthday Little Lamb!!!
Hope your day was as sweet and dear as you are!
Hugs :)
Thank you, Mayden. Hugs to you.
it's actually today .. i think ..
i'm not too late .. i think ..
errrrrrhummm..
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to uuuuu
happy birthday to to yououuuuuuuuuuuu
happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuu..
HAPPY
BIRTHDAY
LITTLE LAMB!
¤ ¤ ¤
/t.
Foam, thank you, Foam. Today, the 27th of September is the "day."
/t. Thank you, /t.
Happy Birthday Lil Lambkins,I'm a little late according to my US time clock, but I hope you had a great day and it was as lovely as you are.:) ♥ xoxox
haaapy biiiirthday, Little Lamb...
:)_:)_:)):_)):__):_):_))):_):::)))_:_):):):)((():)()()()::):):::)()(:
clever and sweet, as usual..
Dianne, Thank you, Dianne.
Carmen, Thank you, Carmen.
Happy Birthday
You fast racing Little Lamb
i see that red toaster in your post that dolly uses is good for weightloss ..
she's look /err/ rather svelte
Anna-ls, thank you. That's Dolly and I having a race with the other sheep in our flock. We needed the exercise.
Foam, Very true. Maybe we should all get in there to loose the weight.
Little Lamb
Thanks for informing me!
Would it be better if I used
larger letters, and maybe bold?
Glad You liked the exercise :-D
(in my pre-pre-former comment)
No, maybe you could offer language lessons.
oh the bed?
hahhaha
That poor lamb!
I am back on the Swenglish language
as the Swedish chef, hope that will be easier to catch up with ;-)
(( hug U:r fur ))
We shall see. hugs
beats the hell out of the little red corvette
Dunno about that.
Little Lamb
Yes, You where first in line ...
The little ones shall always have priority. They shall be put before anyone or anything else!!! ;-)
ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!
Where on earth did You get that idea from?
LOL
read my answer to You on my blog
;-))
No ... not down there
look higher up in the
comment section ... YES!
:-D
I did. I answered you on your blog.
This one:
Blogger ANNA-LYS said...
Little Lamb
Nooooo, one take the tree way, the other the subway ... only You use the doorway ... and first inline!
<3
Thank you.
Indigo Incarnates
Dear Lambie,
I wanted to write to you and thank you for your friendship. I also wanted to apologize for being unworthy of that friendship. It's time for me to say goodbye and to retreat from humanity. I am not human and I never have been human. I have tried so hard to fit in with humanity, but I find that I can do nothing but fail. I do hate myself.
For the sake of you and the others I've interfaced with in the past, I must withdraw from humanity. I'm a wretch that has been unworthy.
lessee...
is it ever too late to offer Happy Birthdays to folks?
I mean really?
It is more a celebration of the years behind you (no. not like that...come away from the mirror. There's nothing on your behind....)
It's like your first birthday? You finished your first year.
So, if that's the case, can't a person be fashionably late all the following year?
HBTY
HBTY
HBDLL
HBTY
AMM!
So, got one in on both sides.
So?
Where's the chocolate sauce?
Thank you. /t. is supposed to bring it to your blog.
choc sauce?
mmm... sounds kinky
/t.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
sure
but first,
kindly remove your foot
from my head :)
¤ ¤ ¤
/t.
wait.
/t is brnging the Canadian, which will be really easy for him to remember...
You're the one bringing the chocolate sauce, aren't you?
Anna-Lys is bringing ice cream, Dianne the whipped cream, and Foam is bringing her appetite.
I'm making the pie, and since the oven's broken and the pears aren't ripe till nearer the end of the month, I guess there's lots of time for you and /t to get 'kinky' if,...you know. That's what you're doing in that grillmaster, there...
"what did he say?"
I dunno, but, I didn't hear 'bacon' so we's OK"
personally, I think pumpkin carving as a sport is in bad taste.
If they would just eat the danged things!
But, nnnnoooo....
we can carve a scary face, we can carve a cat and stars.
But, do they eat it?
WELL!?
DO THEY!!!!!?????
All right, I'll bring the chocolate sauce and the pigs are coming too.
Oh Great Pumpkin, No, I don't think so.
Sorry I missed your birthday - Happy Birthday. Next year we'll have leg o' lamb. Have to fatten Dolly back up.
S'okay. Thanks. I won't eat my best friend and neither will anyone else.
say...has anyone seen Seymour since Lil Lamb got those turtle recipes?
Here, Seymour...
(whistle whistle whistle)
Here, Seymour...
here, lil turtle....
Those were turtle recipes? I thought they were for chicken so I used that instead.
Seymour is on the side watching the lambs.
I still think /t. told Dolly that the 'grillmaster' was a tanning bed, poor little thing I guess she thought the basting sauce he gave her was sunscreen. ♥ oxoxo :)
So that's why she smelled so good when she got out. Hmmm.
don't listen
to that dianne, LL
she's just pullin' your
wooly little leggies
¤ ¤ ¤
/t.
but /t. what Dianne says makes sense and has a ring of truth to it.
Dont listen to /t. Lil Lambie, I'm not pulling your woolly little leggies my sweet, he's just pulling the wool over your eyes. :)
Did Dolly happen to smell like rosemary,sage and lemon? ♥
Umm, she said she did. Hmmm, What will we do with that /t.?
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