Ok, /t. thought Lon should get equal time. Lon is the werewolf /t. has living in his house. Here is a picture of Lon. 
As you can see he is really scary looking.
One day /t. and Little Lamb met. They liked each other so much they decided they would share their blogs together. The lambs and I were already at Little Lamb's blog. She moved the lambs over to /t.'s blog. Lon volunteered to shepherd the lambs. It wasn't too bad with a werewolf for a shepherd. The scary part for Little Lamb and her lambs is when /t. put lamb carcasses in with the lambs. Then the lambs started to disappear one by one. That scared Little Lamb and Dolly so they all moved back here to Little Lamb's blog.
/t. and Little Lamb are still friends and visit each other on a regular basis.
And while I'm at it, let's straighten a few things out. There are some of you who think I'm a little, well, you know. You may have seen me with another turtle at some time. I was only rescuing him from the water. He was starting to drowned. So I gave him mouth to mouth. I didn't know it would cause such a stir in the blog world. And yes, I was rescuing that lamb from drowning too. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
As you can see he is really scary looking. One day /t. and Little Lamb met. They liked each other so much they decided they would share their blogs together. The lambs and I were already at Little Lamb's blog. She moved the lambs over to /t.'s blog. Lon volunteered to shepherd the lambs. It wasn't too bad with a werewolf for a shepherd. The scary part for Little Lamb and her lambs is when /t. put lamb carcasses in with the lambs. Then the lambs started to disappear one by one. That scared Little Lamb and Dolly so they all moved back here to Little Lamb's blog.
/t. and Little Lamb are still friends and visit each other on a regular basis.
And while I'm at it, let's straighten a few things out. There are some of you who think I'm a little, well, you know. You may have seen me with another turtle at some time. I was only rescuing him from the water. He was starting to drowned. So I gave him mouth to mouth. I didn't know it would cause such a stir in the blog world. And yes, I was rescuing that lamb from drowning too. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
28 comments:
GREAT POST LITTLE LAMB
AND FOR THE RECORD, THOSE SORDID STORIES ABOUT ME AND YOUNG LAMBS WERE NEVER PROVEN, AND NO CHARGES WERE EVER LAID!
- Lon the Shepherd
Lon,
Geez I'm not surprised you had to resort to hitting on lambs if your avatar is anything to go by. Dude you look like s**t.
Listen up good buddy, there is absolutely nothing unmasculine about trying to have a good complexion.Start with a sharp razor – in your case now is not the time to practice frugality!
Invest in a facial wash too, maybe a gel or lotion, but one with small 'polishing' particles.After shaving, splash a little toner on the face or soak a cotton pad and wipe over.Finally, you should throw on a little moisturizer with at least SPF 15 as a last step to help keep your skin looking great...
Dude, you won't need to focus on ovines if you follow those tips!
Which one are you then the teeny turtle thing or the ape? I still don't know what sex Lamb is
I think all Lon needs is a little TLC. A little haircut, a manicure (maybe a pedicure) and a fang blasting he'd be right as rain.
Its hard not to be violent with so much anger in your souuuuuuulll!
xx
pinks
It's beautiful and poignant when one finally finds themself.
LON!
Mutley there are no apes here. Seymour is the turtle. I've been told the lambs are female.
Pug, what do you mean?
You say the sweetest things. Don't you worry that Seymore and the lambs will cross pollinate?
ha ha hahha hah ah ha ha hah ha hah a ha hah ah hah ha hah aha ha hha ha hah aha hah ahh a aha hah ah ha hah ahah haha ha hah ahah haha ha ha!
good one, LL
and that lon -- he's quite the kidder... (get it?)
ha ha hahha hah ah ha ha hah ha hah a ha hah ah hah ha hah aha ha hha ha hah aha hah ahh a aha hah ah ha hah ahah haha ha hah ahah haha ha ha!
/t.
see-more is our main interest, folks...this mouth to mouth thing bothers me...hmmm...with a turtle ? why a turtle ? a
turtle ? ...mhhh...slightly deviant behavior...
Scary, the lambs and turtle have no interest in each other except for friends. I keep an eye on them and make sure nothing happens.
/t. It's not Lon that has done anything with the lambs, it was you! I have pictures.
Anonymous - who are you8 and do I know you? Identify yourself.
LL,
those have
been digitally
manipulated by photoshop,
and they won't stand up in court
/t.
you'd
get more plausible
evidence from the enquirer
/t.
How do you know? You don't even know which pictures I'm talking about.
/t. has a guilty conscience.
really, LL?
and just what
do you say about THIS?!?
2006/10/little-lamb-sheared.html
THE SHOCKING TRUE STORY REVEALED!!!
/t.
That's proof enough. You sheared half of me. Who shear a lamb half way? Anyone who does that will be mean to lambs. Plus you set Dolly on fire.
who knew
lambs were
so flammable?
and it was an accident
/t.
LOL! Take good care of Lon. He sounds like a good shepherd. And about the turtle, yes, stick to your story. Who set Dolly on fire?! Yikes!:-)
/t. I could accept that explanation, or excuse if you didn't do it so many time in so many ways. It was no accident, you did it on purpose and enjoyed every minute of it and would do it again given the chance.
SJ, Lon does not belong to me. He is more than welcome to stay with me if he so chooses. He took good care of the lambs.
four
or five
times is all...
she's accident prone! and highly flammable! she should be recalled as a fire and safety hazard
/t.
identify myself ?
well, i don't....you do, LL....
ooops, LL...
sorry , misplaced identities...
No apes? Whats that hairy thing it might be some kind of werewolf?
/t. 4 or 5 times? Probably more. Don't you think once is too many??!? You didn't know wool is flammable?!
Ok shall we see if your mustache is flammable?
Carmen, I'm sorry,I didn't know it was you.
Mutley, You mean the green thing with wool? Oh, that's Frankenlamb.
why does frankenlamb wear high- heeled shoes, may i ask you, LL ??
I guess you can ask me, Carmen, but I don't know if I have an answer. I guess that's the way /t. put her together. If that's not a good enough answer, Carmen, you'll have to ask /t. Frankenlamb is /t.'s creation.
you mean frankenlamb ...is...a..GIRL ???????
I don't know. I've been told all my lambs are girls, but no one can verify that.
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