Boss lady and another woman I work with get offended if someone doesn't say hello to them. A truck driver could stop by and drop something off and not say a word to anyone. These two get offended. If you don't acknowledge these two they get offended. Someone may be going to McDonald's and heaven forbid if you don't ask these two.` They get all bent out of shape. Nevermind the fact they said no the last twenty times you went. The one time you don't ask them is the time they'll want something.
Another time someone was going to Walgreens to get some candy. She asked all of us if we wanted something. Three out of four people said yes. The three of us were eating our candy bars and the one who didn't want anything got offended because we didn't offer her any. Why should we offer anything to her after she said she didn't want anything? Like an idiot, I apologized.
Working with these people is like walking on egg shells. You WILL break some even if and when you try not to.
When I go on vacation and come back I have to ask if any changes have been made. Never mind the fact I was on vacation having the time of my life., and not in a working mode. They should let me know, because who thinks to ask such a thing? What I should do is not show up for work one day and when Boss lady questions me about it, I should say, "You should call em and ask!"
Another woman swears all day, she could make a truck driver and sailor blush. She is the one who will stand there and argue with you if you get in her way. When she's around and gets upset and starts arguing it's like cats are fighting.
And then we have this quiet timid chap. He likes to kid around with boss lady. He will utter one tiny itty bitty swear word under his breath and boss lady gets all over him for uttering that one word. Why can't she approach the sailor/truck driver and complain to her about her language?
Another time someone was going to Walgreens to get some candy. She asked all of us if we wanted something. Three out of four people said yes. The three of us were eating our candy bars and the one who didn't want anything got offended because we didn't offer her any. Why should we offer anything to her after she said she didn't want anything? Like an idiot, I apologized.
Working with these people is like walking on egg shells. You WILL break some even if and when you try not to.
When I go on vacation and come back I have to ask if any changes have been made. Never mind the fact I was on vacation having the time of my life., and not in a working mode. They should let me know, because who thinks to ask such a thing? What I should do is not show up for work one day and when Boss lady questions me about it, I should say, "You should call em and ask!"
Another woman swears all day, she could make a truck driver and sailor blush. She is the one who will stand there and argue with you if you get in her way. When she's around and gets upset and starts arguing it's like cats are fighting.
And then we have this quiet timid chap. He likes to kid around with boss lady. He will utter one tiny itty bitty swear word under his breath and boss lady gets all over him for uttering that one word. Why can't she approach the sailor/truck driver and complain to her about her language?
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I'm going to ****ing McDonald's, you sorry Sons-of *****es (except for Lambycakes, who is pure and wholesome, unlike the rest of us M*****F*****s). Do any of you *******s want anything? I will try not to **** on your Happy Meals. Lord knows that for some of you, a Happy Meal would come with a ****ing Cyanide capsule.
(How's that?)
I feel for you. Sounds like you've got a couple of crazies there.
Print this page and share. They need to read this.
Swearing and Brain Damage
A wide variety of neurological and emotional conditions can lead to excessive swearing. For example, people with various forms of aphasia lose the ability to speak or to pronounce words because of damage or disease in parts of the brain that govern language. Many aphasics retain the ability to produce automatic speech, which often consists of conversational placeholders like "um" and "er." Aphasics' automatic speech can include swear words -- in some cases, patients can't create words or sentences, but they can swear...
so , LL, go to pueri and call him names: youuu ,aphaaaasic!!!
( anonymous carmen)
I've been told that my aphasia is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
yes, pueri...ultimate...
(anon carmen)
Lamby...you don't happen to work at Bellevue do you?
xx
pinks
Pug, exactly
jali, don't know if that's a good idea.
Anonymous, I didn't know that.
Pinks, nope I don't, but sometimes I wonder.
Once I tried walking on eggshells, and the whole time I was doing it, I was reminded of Lambo's co-workers.
You know them too?
Lambkins me has also worked with basket cases. One way to really get a nice quiet revenge is to put aloe vera extract (natural and safe) into something sweet like Cupcakes and leave it in a place where everyone can help themselves to the treat. they will be doing the Mississippi two step big time and you get to laugh. Don't forget to complain about the snacks or you will look suspicious,
Oh yeah me be a fucked up sonuvabitch pooncrazy pig fucker who doesn't take he3 lithium and suffers from turets syndrome as an excuse to fukin freakout and foulmouth the blogworld with vulgar phrases about turkey jism. Aphasics ass phasers. Um, Sorry.
Me be a bad monster.
Scary, If I don't have the cupcakes too, it'll look suspicious.
Such language.
excuse phrases excuse
be vulgar with blogworld and fukin fukin vulgar
bad blogworld vulgar excuse
Oh yeah Sorry, my f**k
excuse our sonuvabitch lithium blogworld
Me is a good monster..
( anon carmen)
Anonymous, shame on you!
:))
:))
for LL...
(anon carmen)
For Carmen: :) :)
SO you work in Crazytown? What does your company make, rubber sheets??
At times I wonder.
I'll let you in on a little secret, Lamby-kins---
8 out of 10 people we work with are assholes.
The other 2 are whole asses.
You know there's a problem when the fence around your company is there to keep people in rather than out.
Crash - This is true where I work.
Kid - Is that why they always stop me when I try to go home?
I like the cupcake idea.
but maybe you could invite them over for a barbeque - don't forget to invite /t too.
Then when nobody is looking, get /t to give them the extra special dolly treatment.
:)
me...I just get offended when people don't post new stuff for me to read.
so come on lambykins. chop chop!
pinks, you said the dreaded words!
bbq, /t. and Dolly.
We are not going to bbq lamb at all!
Ll, be the lenient lamb you always are!! let the others have a good time...there is nothing wrong in having a quiet bbq with all our friends...we may bbq some old , mushy mushrooms, then...mbbbrrr
Sounds like the place where I used to work. Just can't please anyone sometimes. No wonder people get to be anti-social.
Carmen, when have I ever had a bbq?
Hammer, very true.
Come on up and I'll fix you some pork shoulder...
That sounds good.
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