tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post8078126231112763011..comments2023-09-22T13:24:54.455-04:00Comments on Little Lamb, the muse: Emails...Little Lambhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06874577293821464232noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-3830662102504459342007-12-21T17:53:00.000-05:002007-12-21T17:53:00.000-05:00Mutleythedog, Ms. Lamb?Mighty Dyderson, I thought...Mutleythedog, Ms. Lamb?<BR/><BR/>Mighty Dyderson, I thought you only got the other kind. Had I known you got one like this, I would have responded the way you did.Little Lambhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06874577293821464232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-20536577461690126152007-12-21T17:45:00.000-05:002007-12-21T17:45:00.000-05:00So now you're stealing one of my old posts?? Grea...So now you're stealing one of my <A HREF="http://mightydyckerson.blogspot.com/2007/09/fun-with-spammers-v-triumphant-return.html" REL="nofollow">old posts</A>?? Great.Mighty Dyckersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03567545779834406431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-12833542672535777142007-12-21T17:43:00.000-05:002007-12-21T17:43:00.000-05:00Have a very happy Christmas Ms Lamb and take care ...Have a very happy Christmas Ms Lamb and take care and be happy!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-31867617327633313332007-12-21T16:13:00.000-05:002007-12-21T16:13:00.000-05:00Thank you, Carmen.Thank you for your poem, too, Ru...Thank you, Carmen.<BR/><BR/>Thank you for your poem, too, Ruela.Little Lambhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06874577293821464232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-77463461333161785332007-12-21T12:48:00.000-05:002007-12-21T12:48:00.000-05:00thank you Carmennow for youI Wish...I Wish...I Cou...thank you Carmen<BR/><BR/>now for you<BR/><BR/>I Wish...<BR/><BR/>I Wish...<BR/><BR/>I Could Stretch Out My Arms...<BR/><BR/>Across The Many Miles...<BR/><BR/>And Give You A Big Hug!!! <BR/><BR/><BR/>;)))Ruelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16899273978777673379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-80081459168350799992007-12-21T12:12:00.000-05:002007-12-21T12:12:00.000-05:00To LL and RuelaI tear off your feelingsI scratch a...To LL and Ruela<BR/><BR/>I tear off <BR/>your feelings<BR/>I scratch and feel <BR/>your skin <BR/>and read the letters<BR/>so round<BR/><BR/>we are soulmates <BR/>on distant shores <BR/>oh, so distant in the sky<BR/>and can't you see<BR/>I’m a screen <BR/>that feeds on<BR/>shadows <BR/>yours and his and hers<BR/><BR/>telepathy <BR/>in white and black<BR/>is cheap, my friend, <BR/>a speck<BR/><BR/>my Heart is open there <BR/>upon the screen<BR/>a meager blood-red dot<BR/>against the shores of <BR/>a far-off<BR/>and <BR/>multi-dotted sea <BR/><BR/>:):):)carmen racovitzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09121959908587221959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-30403742842145076352007-12-21T06:25:00.000-05:002007-12-21T06:25:00.000-05:00I'm not stupid. :-)Merry and Happy Christmas to y...I'm not stupid. :-)<BR/><BR/>Merry and Happy Christmas to you, too Phos!Little Lambhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06874577293821464232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-55314989841666499062007-12-21T06:23:00.000-05:002007-12-21T06:23:00.000-05:00Glad our little lamb wasn't shorn. I receive all ...Glad our little lamb wasn't shorn. I receive all sorts of great deals daily and pass them by.<BR/><BR/>Happy X-mas LL!!!The Phosgene Kidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00398079881174725139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-90376288382545545302007-12-21T05:57:00.000-05:002007-12-21T05:57:00.000-05:00Thank you, /t.Thank you, /t.<BR/><BR/><3Little Lambhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06874577293821464232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-76949034262022231512007-12-21T00:23:00.000-05:002007-12-21T00:23:00.000-05:00WOOLYCHRISTMASLITTLE LAMBAND THE PASTURE &nb...WOOLY<BR/>CHRISTMAS<BR/>LITTLE LAMB<BR/>AND THE PASTURE<BR/><BR/> *<BR/> <3<BR/> <3<3<BR/> <3<3<3<BR/> <3<3<3<3<BR/> <3<3<3<3<3<BR/> <3<3<3<3<3<3<BR/><3<3<3<3<3<3<3<BR/>/t.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-46794366615643383592007-12-20T19:37:00.000-05:002007-12-20T19:37:00.000-05:00Merry Christmas to you, my friend.Merry Christmas to you, my friend.Little Lambhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06874577293821464232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-74535020398451820552007-12-20T16:45:00.000-05:002007-12-20T16:45:00.000-05:00Carmen, that's no fun.Skunkfeathers, I love your s...Carmen, that's no fun.<BR/><BR/>Skunkfeathers, I love your screen name. Thank you for stopping by and telling me what would happen if I did that get rich quick job. With that job I would have gone broke.<BR/><BR/>Ruela, Are you flirting with me? I like the poem.Little Lambhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06874577293821464232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-30410331614517030522007-12-20T14:44:00.000-05:002007-12-20T14:44:00.000-05:00Connected In Heart How do you know meI asked him o...Connected In Heart <BR/><BR/>How do you know me<BR/>I asked him once more<BR/>We live oceans apart<BR/>Upon a different shore<BR/><BR/>How do you know me<BR/>Upon a screen I appear<BR/>You say you can tell<BR/>If I’m shedding a tear<BR/><BR/>How do you know me<BR/>Is it my mind you read<BR/>Soulmates telepathy<BR/>Know the other’s need<BR/><BR/>How do you know me<BR/>You never felt my skin<BR/>Was it conversations<BR/>It gave us feelings akin<BR/><BR/>How do you know me<BR/>We each live far apart<BR/>Then came his answer<BR/>We connected in heartRuelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16899273978777673379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-15885927814570410162007-12-20T13:10:00.000-05:002007-12-20T13:10:00.000-05:00Little Lamb: I don't know when you were born, but...Little Lamb: I don't know when you were born, but I know this: you smelt out a bad 'un.<BR/><BR/>I have been playing with these kind of emailers for several years; I thoroughly pissed off one Kelly Ko (of Kelly Ko Fabrics & Textiles) with the very same scam job offer.<BR/><BR/>Had you signed on, you would have received some money orders in the mail; you would have deposited them as instructed (as some poor fools have), keeping a percentage of each, and sending on via Western Union or Money Gram to some person of dubious antecedence in either Africa or Great Britain. And a week later, your bank would have notified you that the money orders were fraudulent, and you owed for the full amounts of them. Badda boom badda phfft.<BR/><BR/>But you were smarter than that ;)<BR/><BR/>Any unsolicited online job offers are of this nature. I have some trophies from one, and a couple death threats from others ;) I a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Skunk.Skunkfeathershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04563552997319253167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-46627114020305175912007-12-20T08:54:00.000-05:002007-12-20T08:54:00.000-05:00i get breakfast served in kitcheni get breakfast served in kitchencarmen racovitzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09121959908587221959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-37381071386216051902007-12-20T06:59:00.000-05:002007-12-20T06:59:00.000-05:00lamb bacon?lamb bacon?Little Lambhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06874577293821464232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-38026338920693924442007-12-20T06:40:00.000-05:002007-12-20T06:40:00.000-05:00i didn't know that they made lamb bacon..i didn't know that they made lamb bacon.......................https://www.blogger.com/profile/13829766058760599443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-20135320441639333102007-12-20T06:08:00.000-05:002007-12-20T06:08:00.000-05:00Serena, It does make one wonder.Pink, Can I have s...Serena, It does make one wonder.<BR/><BR/>Pink, Can I have some of those too? We can offer them to /t. and get breakfast served in bed.Little Lambhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06874577293821464232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-83630771435921610772007-12-19T23:30:00.000-05:002007-12-19T23:30:00.000-05:00dear Sir and Madman,I would also like breakfast in...dear Sir and Madman,<BR/>I would also like breakfast in bed! <BR/><BR/>I'll pay you $4,000 a month to serve it to me. <BR/><BR/>Unfortunately I only have these Congalese money orders. You won't mind depositing them at your bank will you? They are worth so much more than your $1.99 Grand Slammer breakfast...perhaps you can just bring me the change? In US Dollars, please?<BR/><BR/>Yours sincerely,<BR/>Mr. Dudley DowrongPinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14002817889549140522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-55083016244973198422007-12-19T22:17:00.000-05:002007-12-19T22:17:00.000-05:00Makes you wonder, doesn't it? It's certainly not ...Makes you wonder, doesn't it? It's certainly not on the up and up. The "Mr." in the signature is a big red flag.:)<BR/><BR/>I love that new avatar.Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-17566490627983357972007-12-19T21:07:00.000-05:002007-12-19T21:07:00.000-05:00No, that's quite all right. But you may come over...No, that's quite all right. But you may come over here and serve me breakfast in bed, if you like. ;-)Little Lambhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06874577293821464232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-47482294135169000632007-12-19T19:35:00.000-05:002007-12-19T19:35:00.000-05:00comeover tomey next bbqand you can bebreakfast in ...come<BR/>over to<BR/>mey next bbq<BR/>and you can be<BR/>breakfast in bed<BR/><BR/><HA> <HA> <HA> <HA> <HA> !!!<BR/><HA> <HA> <HA> <HA> <HA> !!!<BR/><HA> <HA> <HA> <HA> <HA> !!!<BR/><HA> <HA> <HA> <HA> <HA> !!!<BR/><HA> <HA> <HA> <HA> <HA> !!!<BR/><BR/>/t.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-80387730948999677932007-12-19T18:58:00.000-05:002007-12-19T18:58:00.000-05:00Why, yes Ruela, I will have breakfast in bed. Tha...Why, yes Ruela, I will have breakfast in bed. Thanks for offering.Little Lambhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06874577293821464232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-29644300130127940842007-12-19T18:57:00.000-05:002007-12-19T18:57:00.000-05:00breakfast in bed ;))breakfast in bed ;))Ruelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16899273978777673379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17122160.post-31862156742601909962007-12-19T17:54:00.000-05:002007-12-19T17:54:00.000-05:00..........., I plan to. At least for now. We hav.............., I plan to. At least for now. We have our clock privileges back, by the way.<BR/><BR/>/t. Was I supposed to make you breakfast? I thought you just wanted the ingredients for it.Little Lambhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06874577293821464232noreply@blogger.com