That's what I feel like doing when I can't get Microsoft Word to do what I want it to.
I was trying to group three things together and had a hard time doing it. It FINALLY got done.
Sometimes I think Word has a mind of its own. I think computers do too. I also think they do things just to annoy us, like crash. They get us nice and attached to them so we pay attention to them, get attached to going online and do what we do online, and then they crash. They want us to pay attention to just them without going online. They break down so we have to fix them.